LosOjos Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 Can't believe this thread is doing so well... it's about poo people!!! Don't know what's so surprising - most of us talk s**t all day!
claireadams Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 Can't believe this thread is doing so well... it's about poo people!!! Everyone does it haha
Garacesh Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 Yes, but we're keeping significantly more detail-free than the disgusting things thread xD Everyone does it haha I hear tell little girls don't poop. So the legend goes, they don't have ar**holes until they're married
DCUK6 Posted July 16, 2015 Author Posted July 16, 2015 (edited) Got into the office and got told the ipad has been beeping non stop. Lol at the replies in this thread. Are we all bored today, 4 pages? Just found this Yep, Yep, Yep, Yep, ... Looks like we arnt alone however. Its the time that you can relax, have no choice but to sit there and do nothing. Edited July 16, 2015 by DCUK6 3
HarryMonkey Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 Everyone does it haha Speaking of which ..... BRB 1
claireadams Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 Yes, but we're keeping significantly more detail-free than the disgusting things thread xD I hear tell little girls don't poop. So the legend goes, they don't have ar**holes until they're married My niece keeps blaming my dad when she erm... parps? he replies he doesn't have one so he can't. She's only 3 so doesn't undertand yet
Oaktech Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 Same. Funny how wee all talk about it on here, i doubt wee'd (sorry) Actually go into a public toilet, and exclaim "nah, shy pisser mate." Nahh, I'll discuss it with anyone. We all do it! I have the kind of relationship with my friends where it is frequently discussed, and this: How to Poo at Work was a well received Secret Santa gift!
witch Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 OK So..those of you who take 15 or 20 mins - do you do the necessary and then just sit there? (I do remember doing that as a child, so I could read after lights out) Or do you do a bit and then wait a while and do some more? I don't get it - when I need to go I need to go - not hugely urgent but within maybe 5- 10 mins. mrwITch can say he is going and then I will mention something and he can delay his visit for half an hour.
Garacesh Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 I think the general census is do your business, then sit there browsing facebook/reddit or playing games on your phone or reading a book or something. 1
Oaktech Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 OK So..those of you who take 15 or 20 mins - do you do the necessary and then just sit there? (I do remember doing that as a child, so I could read after lights out) Or do you do a bit and then wait a while and do some more? I don't get it - when I need to go I need to go - not hugely urgent but within maybe 5- 10 mins. mrwITch can say he is going and then I will mention something and he can delay his visit for half an hour. Nope... when it's show time, it is show time. If it's a 15 minute job, the main event is usually over in say, 2 - 5 minutes, but you know, sometimes when you've finished watching a movie you have to wait because there might be something good at the end of the credits. 1
Arreks Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 My OH can be gone and done with her business before I can sip my herbal tea.. whereas I spend as much time as I can in there! just on my phone really..
Davit2005 Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 Got into the office and got told the ipad has been beeping non stop. Lol at the replies in this thread. Are we all bored today, 4 pages? Just found this [ATTACH=CONFIG]31613[/ATTACH] Yep, Yep, Yep, Yep, ... Looks like we arnt alone however. Its the time that you can relax, have no choice but to sit there and do nothing. Here I am struggling building god damn MDT images and this has cheered me up
Tesla Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 Got into the office and got told the ipad has been beeping non stop. Lol at the replies in this thread. Are we all bored today, 4 pages? Just found this [ATTACH=CONFIG]31613[/ATTACH] Yep, Yep, Yep, Yep, ... Looks like we arnt alone however. Its the time that you can relax, have no choice but to sit there and do nothing. Literally did number 12 earlier, and i have no recollection of ever doing it before, how bizarre.
peterp Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 Home is wherever you can poop for as long as you wish.
Miscbrah Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 (edited) Didn't Joanne have a poop thread this one time? Can we have that back? ;P Jokes. Anyways I have not had it, but I know the cure for public urination anxiety. PM for info. And I usually take about 10 mins. And I once went boom-boom in a public toilet where a homeless guy died. Edited July 16, 2015 by Miscbrah
Tesla Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 Didn't Joanne have a poop thread this one time? Can we have that back? ;P Jokes. Anyways I have not had it, but I know the cure for public urination anxiety. PM for info. Okay, curiosity has got the better of me, PM'd.
Tall_Paul Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 I've sat there so long I've made my legs numb and had a mark on my legs before! Lately (whilst at home) it's taken so long because I've been playing Kingdom Rush. A stage can easily take 20 mins.
Oaktech Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 Didn't Joanne have a poop thread this one time? Can we have that back? ;P Nope, that got more, err, 'detailed' than it needed to be.
sparkeh Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 And I once went boom-boom in a public toilet where a homeless guy died. Were they related incidents?
Miscbrah Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 Were they related incidents? No nobody died of dookie on my watch.
MkII Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 OK So..those of you who take 15 or 20 mins - do you do the necessary and then just sit there? (I do remember doing that as a child, so I could read after lights out) Or do you do a bit and then wait a while and do some more? I don't get it - when I need to go I need to go - not hugely urgent but within maybe 5- 10 mins. mrwITch can say he is going and then I will mention something and he can delay his visit for half an hour. No I just go nice and s-l-o-w It's weird, if I'm engrossed in something, has to be tech, all human function seems to be frozen. When I come back to reality I'll feel cold/ hungry/ desperate for the loo.
DCUK6 Posted July 16, 2015 Author Posted July 16, 2015 OK So..those of you who take 15 or 20 mins - do you do the necessary and then just sit there? (I do remember doing that as a child, so I could read after lights out) Or do you do a bit and then wait a while and do some more? I don't get it - when I need to go I need to go - not hugely urgent but within maybe 5- 10 mins. mrwITch can say he is going and then I will mention something and he can delay his visit for half an hour. Tend to spend a few minutes getting ready, so getting the tablet out and youtube refreshed. Head to the bathroom, if your feeling pretty full have a quick weigh in. Start the vid, Sit down and release Watch a bit for another 5-10 minutes until your legs start going numb, Grab the tissue, Stand up and feel the pain of the pins and needles in your legs. Try not to move round to much as it makes them worse. Wash your hands, Pause the vid, Do a quick after weigh in if you completed the initial weigh in. Open the windows, Dont return for a good 10-15 minutes, Whilst your in there you cant smell it but if you return
Garacesh Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 I seriously don't understand people weighing themselves before and after xD Seriously.
DCUK6 Posted July 16, 2015 Author Posted July 16, 2015 I seriously don't understand people weighing themselves before and after xD Seriously. Have only done it once really. Just to see. Done it when eating a massive meal too.
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