[pics] Things that could have been improved before being approved...

[ICTDirect_Dave]

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Quite sensible too. That wasn't part of the hosptiality restrictions. Good to see them adapt

[Protec]

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[6Foot2]

When two publicity campaigns meet, with VERY bad timing, on SKY Sports Live...

 

 

[LeMarchand]

 

I've since learned that "Obsequio" is Spanish for "gift", but when I was stuck behind this van I was wondering what the firm did. Provide butlers? "Fast Show" type tailors? Particularly oily waiting staff? Apparently they service diving equipment.

[Protec]

 

[LeMarchand]

 

https://www.salisburycomedy.co.uk/ Headliner: Frankie Boyle. "No age restrictions". Hmmm, Frankie Boyle - no age restrictions?

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[paulkerton]

https://www.salisburycomedy.co.uk/ Headliner: Frankie Boyle. "No age restrictions". Hmmm, Frankie Boyle - no age restrictions?

Can any comedian be signed up or is there a "you must have been part of the Mock The Week lineup" rule for this one?

[DJ-1701]

https://www.salisburycomedy.co.uk/ Headliner: Frankie Boyle. "No age restrictions". Hmmm, Frankie Boyle - no age restrictions?

 

Obviously someone thinks they are a comedian.

[6Foot2]

Link: https://twitter.com/chunky_mango/status/1383367103583952897 [Picture Tweet]

 

I always imagine he had stood on a piece of Lego halfway through this sentence.

 

 

[LeMarchand]

I'd lean towards a semicolon after his cry of pain.

[stevejp]

I'd lean towards a semicolon after his cry of pain.

 

If he’s just stood on a Lego brick, then the last thing he’d be thinking of would be the punctuation...

[Norphy]

Link: https://twitter.com/chunky_mango/status/1383367103583952897 [Picture Tweet]

 

 

 

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Honest to god, first time I saw one of those vans with that picture, I thought it was Paul Gascoigne.

[stevejp]

Honest to god, first time I saw one of those vans with that picture, I thought it was Paul Gascoigne.

 

Why - was he crying?

[6Foot2]

Why - was he crying?

 

If you'd trodden on a LEGO brick, you might cry too!

 

[6Foot2]

 

[mikeprice]

I'd lean towards a semicolon after his cry of pain.

 

Personally I lean towards a semi-colon far too often - as has been pointed out by 'someone'

[stevejp]

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Possibly the most descriptive (yet at the same time accurate) magazine title ever!

[Protec]

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[stevejp]

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I knew they did sight and hearing tests, but hadn’t realised they were expanding into other areas!

 

‘Piles? Should’ve gone to Specsavers...’

[smurfomatic]

Glad the sign inside the shop says "one at a time please", not an area you want to break social distancing rules!

[stevejp]

Glad the sign inside the shop says "one at a time please", not an area you want to break social distancing rules!

 

I’d want to be a damn sight more than 2m away while that was going on...

[ICTDirect_Dave]

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It's a safe bet that... I mean, who has more than one donkey that they'd need cleaning in one sitting?

 

[DJ-1701]

I knew they did sight and hearing tests, but hadn’t realised they were expanding into other areas!

 

‘Piles? Should’ve gone to Specsavers...’

 

It's a safe bet that... I mean, who has more than one donkey that they'd need cleaning in one sitting?

 

 

Well now I understand what donkey's are saying, because the procedure must be 'ery-sore.

[Jawloms]

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My brother once had someone ask him if he was installing a rectal scanner, meaning a retinal scanner, so maybe they are going that way?

[mikeprice]

It's a safe bet that... I mean, who has more than one donkey that they'd need cleaning in one sitting?

 

 

Well Jesus Mary & Joseph have a wee donkey that might need cleaning

 

(yes I've been watching LOD)