[pics] Things that could have been improved before being approved...

[elsiegee40]

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[Ditto]

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Gov. policy?! Ooops - maybe construed political - nope, just humour ;-)

[DJ-1701]

Gov. policy?! Ooops - maybe construed political - nope, just humour ;-)

 

Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit.

[stevejp]

Personally I lean towards a semi-colon far too often - as has been pointed out by 'someone'

 

[mikeprice]

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Sounds like navigation instructions by Mrs mikeprice - or her sister!

 

(honestly - she gets left and right mixed up - and more than one I have arrived at a roundabout - she has been HOLDING the satnav - and the direction has been "Up")

 

 

I mention it occasionally

[6Foot2]

 

"Doesn't look right? Oh, no it's perfect: It's a new technique"

 

"Don't look at the damp bit..."

 

[Ditto]

Just needs re-pointing!

[elsiegee40]

 

https://twitter.com/scribblerevans/status/1387365355526443012?s=21

[6Foot2]

 

Geese can read now?

 

[mikeprice]

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Geese can read now?

 

 

Well they can't read but they can have a gander at the sign

 

By the way they are banned from this area because there is a hospital there - and they were always honking!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

is that my coat - how kind!

 

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[6Foot2]

Someone didn't consider pattern matching when making this:

 

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Or maybe they did?..

 

 

More pattern matching/positioning fun:

 

Link: Where is Uranus? My 9mo olds PJs leave no doubt [Reddit]

 

 

[6Foot2]

 

[Ditto]

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Uncanny timing - test yourselves (yourself's?) here.

[6Foot2]

Uncanny timing - test yourselves (yourself's?) here.

 

 

Edited May 12, 2021 by 6Foot2
Forgot to include the quote. :(

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[elsiegee40]

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/COyWxE_HlBr/?igshid=1kw55vm87xnl0

[6Foot2]

 

That's not how it works...

[6Foot2]

Link:

[Matt Dyson Video Tweet]

 

This kids toy is so rude!

 

You should chuck the impatient little thing out, @reedgudgin

 

Click on the link above for the video.

 

[6Foot2]

 

...while doing the splits!

 

[6Foot2]

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[willtech]

 

How much ??