[pics] Things that could have been improved before being approved...

[mikeprice]

@mikeprice - have you split something in your keyboard?!

 

no idea what you are on about

 

and anyway - who are you accusing of spilling ale - that's fighting talk round 'ere!!!!

even if I am drinking red wine

 

 

although looking back I do seem to have a keyboard problem - or something

[stevejp]

 

and anyway 0 I'm sure I read that there is a special place in Hell for punctuation abuse

(wonder where I herd that???)

 

They missed homophone abuse off that list...

[6Foot2]

Bottle for feeding Kryptonian infants?

 

 

[6Foot2]

Rubbish spelling!

 

[mikeprice]

Rubbish spelling!

 

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Maybe it is for use by pirates???

[6Foot2]

This was Tweeted on the 12^th of March. They have had multiple 'opportunties' to correct it!

 

Link:

[Conservatives Video Tweet]

 

 

[elsiegee40]

[6Foot2]

The chef finishes an hour after midnight. After that, quality goes downhill rapidly!...

 

 

[Protec]

They sell pedigree chum after that

[6Foot2]

"My cables are too short. What can I do?..."

 

 

[southhamster]

"My cables are too short. What can I do?..."

 

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PFI contract by any chance?

[6Foot2]

PFI contract by any chance?

 

I saw the image in one of my feeds. It seems to have come from a Polish web server (Translation from Polish by Google Chrome)

 

[mikeprice]

I saw the image in one of my feeds. It seems to have come from a Polish web server (Translation from Polish by Google Chrome)

 

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My first thought was clearly "WT*"

 

but after that I did think it might be a cab in an area that was flooding and this was a quick 'fix' to save it

 

not sure I would have done that

but ......

[6Foot2]

My first thought was clearly "WT*"

 

but after that I did think it might be a cab in an area that was flooding and this was a quick 'fix' to save it

 

not sure I would have done that

but ......

 

Our server room was first floor (UK, not US)

 

[Protec]

 

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[mikeprice]

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Well that's my gravestone sorted!!!

[Jawloms]

Well that's my gravestone sorted!!!

 

In a similar but slightly more positive idea, I bought a piece of rose quartz and had "Stuart loves Vicky" engraved in it for her wedding present, so it is set in stone.

 

 

(Yes, my wife's name is Vicky )

[mikeprice]

 

 

(Yes, my wife's name is Vicky )

 

 

and your name is?????

 

 

 

to be pedantic - it is set in crystal - not stone

 

just to be clear - we have to get these things right

[Ditto]

and your name is?????

 

 

 

to be pedantic - it is set in crystal - not stone

 

just to be clear - we have to get these things right

Are crystals carvable?

[Jawloms]

Are crystals carvable?

 

I took it to the Co-op funeral place as I figured they can get stones carved (so still related to @mikeprice comment!), and the guy said "I'll have a go, but if it breaks I'm not taking responsibility" as he was unsure himself!

Edited April 15, 2021 by Jawloms

[paulkerton]

Are crystals carvable?

I'd hope so, else many of the world's most precious antiquities, and the Crown Jewels, are a group hallucination.

[elsiegee40]

[6Foot2]

Too chool for school?

 

[Protec]

dinning

[mikeprice]

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dinning

 

very very loud eating????