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Disaster

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  1. I just do cool manly stuff like wrestle bears, eat steaks and score with the ladies and have mega beers.
  2. I'd keep saving and get on the help to buy scheme.
  3. Just dazzle with them with a few words to make it seem you know everything about cars. Words like "flywheel generator", "fuel capacitor rods", and "power mobility sensor" usually do the trick!
  4. For god's sake don't do "Rod Hull"!
  5. Time to get a BMW then!
  6. No. Get a BMW.
  7. We had a similar problem here and updated the drivers (and Notebook software in most cases), which sorted ours out.
  8. 5 years!? Get rid of her and have some fun!
  9. We couldn't get a Helpdesk off the ground here so just use email: helpdesk@school...
  10. I don't think it is a bad thing for him to "Shia-way" from public life for a while!
  11. HA good stuff, I'm sure my cats will be the same. It will be inset. I've seen quite a few Flavel's they seem to be pretty good value (like their cookers I seem to remember).
  12. I'm looking to get a High Efficiency gas fire as a replacement for my old one. I have a chimney and some cash. what next? Cheers!
  13. I want one as a spare to remind staff what it used to be like, when they whinge about "their computer being slow"
  14. Disaster

    Ill people

    Well you got half of my point then. Keep going.
  15. Disaster

    Ill people

    Same here, but I'm just never ill. A lot of it is in the mind anyway, think healthy, don't let crap get you down and be positive. Obviously doesn't work for AIDS etc....
  16. Disaster

    Ill people

    It's good if it's terminal, otherwise it's pretty rubbish. I've got a black arm band for if I ever have a day off sick.
  17. I know it's bad for various reasons, but this was hilarious!
  18. This thread came up about 2 weeks ago!
  19. Make a new one. Featuring you!
  20. Ha, some of them look like they were designed by the same teacher who "designed" our Christmas Concert poster.
  21. Different wallpaper everyday. Featuring me!
  22. You must do anything for a bit of cash! To the OP, make that 1 a 2 and you'd be in the ball park.
  23. And in other news...
  24. Check out my latest "portion" of wedges. That's a 500ml bottle of water for scale NOT a 1L bottle. not bad for a cursory 99p
  25. and should be blacklisted for just claiming to be from a one of the large companies to get a foot in the door!
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