stevejp

Dammit, I was sitting there for ages wondering how to get that last one in!

Very good - you have surpassed yourself, sir! I really thought salmon else would have contributed - eel have to do batter, next time.

Just so that I can stay in tuna with all of the comments, might I add a little ray of hope to the proceedings by being the sole voice of sanity? (@6Foot2, 10 extra points if you can manage to get ‘goldfish’ in before the mods get here...)

They don’t make them like her any more - more’s the pity!

Been for outdoor breakfast at local greasy spoon which has an outdoor seating area (I was the only one there!), haircut booked for tomorrow, not going anywhere near pub for a couple of weeks - have managed this long, can manage a bit longer!

But you clearly don’t understand; she wants to do it, therefore she needs to do it, therefore she’s going to do it - because clearly she’s suffered more than anyone else, she has RIGHTS and is like too many people these days (notice I didn’t say young people - because it isn’t just the young) who find it impossible to see or acknowledge the responsibilities that come with those rights. OK, rant over - I’m calm, really, I’m calm...

... well, Ok, not strictly speaking cannibalism - but the opportunity was too good to miss!

Honestly! First p0rn, then violence and now cannibalism! Not really the way one would expect a mod to behave...

If you managed to get that stick through a robin, I think you need to change your avatar from a Womble to a picture of Robin Hood!

A few flakes of snow just as I was cleaning out the scorebox at the cricket club ready for our first match on Saturday - I just hope it warms up a bit by then!

I looked at that for far too long before I worked out what was wrong...

Surely the 12 weeks is for medical reasons, rather than anything else?

Well, that’s what I thought (about the gap - not about you being... oh, never mind) but all of the other replies were so serious, I just assumed I’d missed the point (not for the first time)

Sheep... cyclists... cyclists... sheep - I suppose you could make a link...

What - you mean Macdonalds are making you pay for Big Macs now? Whatever is the world coming to...

Is it just my eyesight (probably) or is there a gap plenty big enough for bikes etc on the RH side of the gate itself?

That’s the second time he’s done that inside a week! Any mods wanting to practice a bit of froggery...?

Yeah, right...

Now, I’m not the brightest bulb on the string of lights... but do I possibly detect a note of bitter experience in your post?

Bloody retirees, rubbing it in again...

Honestly - pron on edugeek - and from a mod, too. Whatever next!

Only three weeks until the season starts! Time to get the laptop and radios out of the cupboard and charged up...

They missed homophone abuse off that list...

The problem is, it’s the clots who are making the decisions...

Love the review about removing the U2 album from the Apple play list!