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  1. stevejp
    @witch: check out ‘Monty Python and the Holy Grail’ and all will become clear… - - - Updated - - - You forgot the semi-colon…
  2. stevejp
    At last!! - - - Updated - - - ...and it might be a good ideas to spell Dorset correctly, while you're at it...
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    Ducks aren’t so bad - it’s the frogs you have to watch…
  4. stevejp
    “We’ve found a witch - may we burn her?” (Not referring to ‘our’ witch in any way, of course - thought I’d better make that clear…)
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    That’s about half a mile away from my mum and dad’s house - annoys the heck out of me every time I go past…
  6. stevejp
    I knew some bright spark would be along with that one, before long. (Sorry - also had to be done…)
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    Cricket

    stevejp replied to Tesla's topic in Other Stuff

    Shane Warne and Rod Marsh on the same day!
  8. stevejp
    Far from it - merely suggesting that we be wheely careful, so that we don’t bring fire(and brim)stone down on our heads… (Thanks, Mike - I’ve been looking for a way to get Firestone in for ages!)
  9. stevejp
    Can’t believe we’ve got away with this for over 36 hours now - maybe we should kerb our enthusiasm, before it gets punctured by an intervention from the mods?
  10. stevejp
    Indeed, it has been a (Pi)relli good year, so far - and we’ve already (Dun)lopped two months out of the twelve…
  11. stevejp
    And with that, I believe we have reached the hub of the matter…
  12. stevejp
    I think we’d probably better tread carefully…
  13. stevejp
    I’m just too tyred to respond.
  14. stevejp
    Rule number one of Edugeek - never pass up the opportunity for a good (?) pun!
  15. stevejp
    Don’t spoil his fun - he was so pumped up about that.
  16. stevejp
    Well, as Shakespeare (wished he’d) said… ‘Imitate the action of the dragon’ Sounds much better than ‘tiger’, I reckon… (Mind you, someone’s confusing their Shakespeare - ‘Bottom’ was in Midsummer Night’s Dream, not Henry V…)
  17. stevejp
    Now that’s my kind of supermarket!
  18. stevejp
    No doubt someone will fall for it…
  19. stevejp
    Nothing that a tardis can’t sort out…
  20. stevejp
    Could have been worse - at least it didn’t say ‘Please do not park on the cycle lane.’
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    For some reason, I’m reminded of a certain ‘Only fools and horses’ sketch…
  22. stevejp
    Are there any vitamins in single malt? If so, definitely!
  23. stevejp
    There’s a policy?
  24. stevejp
    Must mention this to our boss - he’s talking about re-writing the behaviour policy…
  25. stevejp
    A common fallacy, I’m afraid.
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