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Well - I suppose Derbyshire counts as southern, for those inhabiting the frozen north…

What… Devon, you mean?

Did you have any particular fiend in mind? I do hope you’re not referring to certain mods…

Well, I suppose they deserve a bit of downtime - they do work hard…

Synchronised show jumping?

Agree about the bottom one, but if the guy on horseback can’t escape from the guy with the foil, then that horse needs a vet!

To be selfish for just a moment, I seem to have dodged any issues with side-effects from the second jab - I’m now 33 hours on, and no side effects whatsoever! sorry - I’ll stop being smug now!

Phew! Good job you posted that before I went out and brought one!

Anyone know their status at the moment? Last I seem to remember they were either endangered or critically endangered.

John 14:6

No comment - cos… well, frogs and things…

10/10. Thank goodness there were no questions on semi-colons...

Just the usual gratuitous violence that we have come to expect from @elsiegee40 ‘s posts...

If it’s the latter, I want that job!

Shouldn’t there be a Macdonalds delivery driver blocking the road on the yellow lines...?

When you don’t quite realise how times have moved on: One of our more intelligent kids, quoting from a book he’s reading: “Sir, what’s a camcorder?” (He was being perfectly serious)

I’d want to be a damn sight more than 2m away while that was going on...

I knew they did sight and hearing tests, but hadn’t realised they were expanding into other areas! ‘Piles? Should’ve gone to Specsavers...’

Possibly the most descriptive (yet at the same time accurate) magazine title ever!

Why - was he crying?

If he’s just stood on a Lego brick, then the last thing he’d be thinking of would be the punctuation...

Sorry to hear your dad’s not well - hope you get the game in. Had a friendly weekend before last, the first league game last Saturday and a cup game last Sunday, so am back into the swing of things, now. Won two out of three, so not too bad. The one we lost was against Moeen Ali’s club side - fortunately he wasn’t playing (although the rest of the family were), otherwise we’d have lost a lot quicker!

With a full and frank (if not blunt and direct) explanation, I trust?

...but I thought all whales lived in the sei?