mikeprice

Things are getting bad

What about the kids?? Are they in school - in which case who herds the cats??

to help us all to mark the day https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=521124998260535

Before you go any further - get a list of requirements You then have a cat-in-hell's chance of ending up with something which people will like e.g. Veyon seems great - free and works OK - and complies with the description of classroom management. In my last school it was fine - but when I was a full time teacher in a big secondary school we needed something more sophisticated Extra features can include white lists and black lists for web sites full integration into AD logging of all site visited Q&A integrated into the system automated making of tea and delivering biscuits - well - not really but the more you pay the more facilities you can get but find out what they mean by classroom management first would be my advise

You just had to go and mention it again didn't you!!!!!!!

Is @witch branching out shape wise and providing more widespread warnings??? not sure about the time limits though - she normally seems pretty much omnipotent and not temporally limited???

Good news - glad it got done in time for Christmas and you seem to make more sense on morphine than I sometimes do after 2 glasses of red wine!!

jus sayin' lets face it - it was a race to see who sent this first

Whooo Thanks - great idea Waterproof the shed and mod the ebike to have paddles on the rear wheel and off we go!!!!

Hmm - think I might resurrect the plans to buy a boat

Well the evidence is there and far better than some theories so there you are - Gail is actually The Doctor or maybe Roy probably not Tracy better stop there - that's about all the names I know - except Carla - and she is too hmmm - better not say that

I am in enough trouble after the county mis-spelling and anyway - I never claimed to be consistant more on topic Just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.

Getting a little political maybe??? best drop that line right here

My wife has been catching up with Coronation street I only watch a few bits every now and again - so I am still wondering when Ena Sharples will appear but anyway I have realised that there may be a secret message telling us that Alien tech is REALLY here on Earth no - STOP - wait - I'm serious No look the 2 most famous series to come out of 1960s TV were Coronation Street and Dr Who Soooooo I was watching Corrie and I was wondering how in the name fo $deity do SOOOOO many people live in - basically - a 2 up 2 down - Tracy's lot, Gail's lot - and others Well - when you think about it is all become obvious CLEARLY you cannot have 8-10 people in one single fronted terrace house without even an extension for a kitchen or bathroom sooooooooo CLEARLY - Coronation Street is not made up from a string of single front terrace house BUT wait for it its coming it is a string of TARDISS (or TARDI?????) which explains how they can fit SO many people into one house BUT IT IS NEVER MENTIONED so therefore it MUST BE a clue saying that in REALITY the TARDIS technology exists and is being employed on Earth by 'suitable' organisations such as Granada TV

Apparently, after Brexit, 12" rulers won't be made any longer

Apparently these test will not take up any time from teacher - as they are already very busy no real mention of other staff the articles I have read have said that the tests will be done and the admin done - by volunteers and agency staff so - Heads have between now and 4th Jan to organise these volunteers and get agency staff for the rest I presume any Heads out there are not planning on having a Christmas - and have some magical way of rounding up volunteers and getting hold of appropriate staff and, of course, they will have to have DBS checks - which clearly take very little time to get and get permission slips out and back (several sentences deleted to avoid political bias - I'm in enough trouble from down South as it is!!!!!!)

still can't believe that on line site recommending future careers recommended that I could become a proofreader!!!

Is the middle one Cat 5 or Cat 6???

Me and my lawyers have been through this and, if you only look at the 'legal' PMs the you will find the I was the winner by a massive margin HUGE margin A margin never before seen on Edugeek People are saying it is an act of $deity the margin is so large In fact the ONLY legal entries in the draw were FOR ME! $peopleofotherviews will point out that I do not even work in a school so am not really an appropriate person to enter and what-they-call-is-a-fact that I never even entered BUT THIS IS ALL FAKE NEWS!! I demand a recount after all the illegal entries have been discarded and after I have had time to send a PM after all I need a present for Mrs mikeprice on a different topic any idea for the last point?????????? asking for a desperate friend

Whooopppss!!!!! My head said I was typing Dorset - I have problems with my finger pressing different keys than my brain tells them to you may have noticed! apologies to @witch - and all of Dorset!!! :help:

Isn't it funny that you can hear eyes rolling in Devon when you are over 200 miles away!

Welcome back "make bad puns" nice to have someone along to share the load " and try not to derail threads!" it is never a good idea to set yourself targets you have no chance of meeting! Nice to see you again!

I'll see you in prison - apparently there is a warrant out for my arrest for the same thing at least that is what the automated said

If you read the Express then there is no need to worry about Google getting hacked anyway because the World is about to end normally of course, the definition of 'about' is rather long - often a 1% probability that x will happen in the next 10,000 years - and the calculation of the percentage and length of time turns out to be based on wild extrapolation of very little data Sometime I read these dumb articles because finding the facts is an interesting challenge!

A tourists stopped me yesterday and asked if there was a B & Q in Liverpool Honestly - the stupidity of some people let me make it clear L I V E R P O O L no Bs no Qs I wonder what schools teach people sometimes!!!