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I've seen wild monkeys in India mixing the various ingredients of leftover thalis left outside but they were probably copying what they had seen us humans doing with the foods. They didn't like the chilli pickles!

Has anyone else discovered that the Olivetti drivers for the Olivetti PG L2040 printer are borked with the latest MAC OS or is it just us? They are just a rebadged Kyocera-Mita device so what about using the Kyocera-Mita driver for the equivalent model instead? Has anyone else been down this particular road?

I would expect the BBC or SKY News to commit a faux pas like this not ITV.........

Surprised more eggs were not confiscated...... ....and why would anyone take in weedkiller, I wonder.......?

That's the dilemma!

I'm standing in my back garden holding a EuroMillions ticket. What do you reckon?

Can somebody lend me the money: http://http://www.groundcontrol.com/The_Football_BGAN_Terminal.htm

Please please please can it hit Nick Clegg.

What a stupid @%&!@%#!

I thought it was a very funny joke.

The staff here know that for personal jobs we'd like beer, nookie or chocolate. We end up with a lot of beer and chocolate.....

Ha, let's make up some fictional Daily Mail headlines! How about, "FaceBook ate my Daughter!"

Ah, The Daily Wail - when was the last time they produced some serious journalism? 1902? Ever? Answers on an internet forum that discusses death metal and flower arranging for kleptomaniac grandmothers please. I'm sure there's one out there somewhere.

Eeek...it looks like a car crash. Almost like a mish-mash between a Wordpress template and Windows 8. Shocking.

What's Star Wars?

At my old place I had a colleague who nearly went mental because the key on the sticker on the PC didn't work despite numerous attempts and lots of swearing. He refused to let anyone try and I still remember him shouting down the phone at the poor old Microsoft cannon fodder techie who was trying to help. They kept telling him the key he was reading out was wrong and he was insisting that was what was printed on it. I had a look at the sticker and pointed out that what he thought was an '8' was in fact a 'B'............

I get women coming up to me wanting to touch my iPad. When you're old and balding as I am you need all the help you can get ;-)

It's a Sony, Give up now.

Chuck Norris had a paper round when he was a kid. There were no survivors.....

I use my iPad all the time. Great for internet and email on the go and with Logmein Ignition it's brilliant. I use it more than my laptop.

What about Queen's We are the Champions?

The Beethoven joke is very funny.

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OMG that's hilarious from start to finish!