tech_guy Posted July 12, 2009 Posted July 12, 2009 I was reading this story on the BBC Site as to how only 1 in 20 of us knows all the ten commandments... ....and it got me thinking along the lines of what the IT Ten Commandments might be: 1. Thy shall not format thy neighbour's wife's portable hard-drive. 2. And so on, go on what else should we have?!
elloyd69 Posted July 12, 2009 Posted July 12, 2009 LOL.........i like this thread but my brain isn't working properly right now...........i know I'm gonna be thinking about this all night now!!! I'll try to come up with something
teddybear Posted July 12, 2009 Posted July 12, 2009 Thou shalt not laugh when a user looses the next six months work as they haven't backed it up.
Sylv3r Posted July 12, 2009 Posted July 12, 2009 I guess I cheated http://www.teach-ict.com/as_a2/topics/ethics_and_responsibility/TenCommandments.ppt
tech_guy Posted July 12, 2009 Author Posted July 12, 2009 Apple and Microsoft shall not lie down together for the union shall be a shameful one...?
Little-Miss Posted July 12, 2009 Posted July 12, 2009 I guess I cheated http://www.teach-ict.com/as_a2/topics/ethics_and_responsibility/TenCommandments.ppt lol thats more likes God's AUP!!
mikeglover Posted July 12, 2009 Posted July 12, 2009 Thou shalt turn it off and on'th again before seeking the one they call, it technician. 1
tmcd35 Posted July 13, 2009 Posted July 13, 2009 Thou shalt not run Microsoft Windows without a Virus Checker, Spyware Checker, Spam Filter, Root Kit Checker, Firewall, Latest Service Pack and 100 Security Updates 1
R0M Posted July 13, 2009 Posted July 13, 2009 Thou shalt turn it off and on'th again before seeking the one they call, it technician. Amen! Thou shalt use VLC Media Player for it has all the codecs. 1
laserblazer Posted July 13, 2009 Posted July 13, 2009 Thou shalt not make unto thee any scantily clad jpeg image
mac_shinobi Posted July 13, 2009 Posted July 13, 2009 Thou shalt not laugh when a user looses the next six months work as they haven't backed it up. Thou shalt not save it to a memory stick and call it a backup
Haptic Posted July 13, 2009 Posted July 13, 2009 Thou shall not blame a supplier when the courier is late lol:p
tmcd35 Posted July 13, 2009 Posted July 13, 2009 Thou shall not blame a supplier when the courier is late lol:p Suppliers ten commandments: Thou shall not use camera thieving DHL as a courier and call it good 1
laserblazer Posted July 13, 2009 Posted July 13, 2009 Thou shalt not save it to a memory stick and call it a backup Forgive me Lord for I have sinned 1
alan-d Posted July 13, 2009 Posted July 13, 2009 (edited) Thou shall praise and worship the ground walked upon by IT Technicians. (and pay them accordingly) Edited July 13, 2009 by alan-d typo 3
tech_guy Posted July 13, 2009 Author Posted July 13, 2009 Thou shalt not shout obscenities at a stupid laptop because the children in the playground can hear you....
localzuk Posted July 13, 2009 Posted July 13, 2009 Thou shall provide gifts of food and drink to your IT technician, else he may forget you
Popular Post jamesb Posted July 13, 2009 Popular Post Posted July 13, 2009 It all depends if we're talking about commandments for techs or users. Users: 1. Thou shalt backup thine work. 2. Thou shalt understand that a backup means two copies. 3. Thou shalt learn into which sockets the wires of thine device should go. 4. Thou shalt learn the difference between thine computer, the network, and the internet. 5. Thou shalt not call upon the assistance of the divine ones to understand an 'out of paper' message. 6. Thou shalt not call upon the divine ones unless you have written down a message of error which was displayed. 7. Thou shalt not write down your password upon a post-it. 8. Thou shalt not complain when websites are blocked for good reason. 9. Thou shalt not question the authority of the divine ones. 10. Thou shalt not trespass upon the holy place of the servers. 9
mac_shinobi Posted July 13, 2009 Posted July 13, 2009 It all depends if we're talking about commandments for techs or users. Users: 1. Thou shalt backup thine work. 2. Thou shalt understand that a backup means at least two copies in different places 3. Thou shalt learn into which sockets the wires of thine device should go. 4. Thou shalt learn the difference between thine computer, the network, and the internet. 5. Thou shalt not call upon the assistance of the divine ones to understand an 'out of paper' message. 6. Thou shalt not call upon the divine ones unless you have written down a message of error which was displayed. 7. Thou shalt not write down your password upon a post-it. 8. Thou shalt not complain when websites are blocked for good reason. 9. Thou shalt not question the authority of the divine ones. 10. Thou shalt not trespass upon the holy place of the servers. What happened to the tech ones from 1-10
tmcd35 Posted July 13, 2009 Posted July 13, 2009 It all depends if we're talking about commandments for techs or users. Users: 1. Thou shalt backup thine work. 2. Thou shalt understand that a backup means two copies. Really these should be replace by... 1. Thou shalt remember to store copies of all work in thine home folder in thee network knowing that the special learned ones keep this area secure and regularly backed up 1
mrbios Posted July 13, 2009 Posted July 13, 2009 Suppliers ten commandments: Thou shall not use aircon thieving citylink as a courier and call it good ^ changed it a little 1
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