Things you haven't said/thought in quite some time...

[Dos_Box]

I'll start you all off with:

 

'I need a new mouse mat'.

[HarryMonkey]

I really love my job!

[Boredguy]

I really love coming to work

[unixman_again]

"I'm getting a pay rise."

[DJ-1701]

"I'm getting a pay rise."

'I feel ever so appreciated.'

 

Ok, ok, I assume this is meant to be in the technical vain.

'Someone has taken the ball from the mouse... again.'

[dry]

Chris! Can you pass me one of the spare mouse balls you keep above your desk please?

[DJ-1701]

You're getting a healthy budget this year...

[Boredguy]

You're getting a budget this year...

 

Fixed

 

Its nice that the staff have new laptops

[6Foot2]

Al of the replies I had lined up for this post have already been taken:

 

I really love my job!

 

I really love coming to work

 

"I'm getting a pay rise."

 

 

I will go away and post again if I can come up with an original thought...

[Foresthippy]

The hair dryer is interfering with the TV.

[DalekSec]

That would be an ecumenical matter

[korifugi]

So you'll need that in a weeks time? Awesome - I'll get it noted.

[hardtailstar]

"Thank you for telling me in enough time so that I can plan software installations instead of rushing them this year"

[DavePa]

Slightly off topic but I just installed a piece of software that included the instruction:

 

If you are using a modem (dial up) please connect to the Internet before continuing

Edited November 29, 2016 by DavePa

[southhamster]

"Has anyone got a spare BNC terminator?"

[Meldrew]

"Does this computer need a serial or PS2 mouse"

[korifugi]

I got FOUR WHOLE PICTURES on that floppy...

[DalekSec]

'Wow this Mac was reasonable priced and great value for money'

[Cazale]

Nice. A new version of Netscape Navigator!

[Oaktech]

One of the students has broken the network...

 

"Has anyone got a spare BNC terminator?"

 

Or T Piece.

 

 

"Has anyone got an IDE 100 cable"

 

"Can I have a USB hub, my PC only has 4 ports and I've filled them" (all our desktops have 8)

[DavePa]

I got FOUR WHOLE PICTURES on that floppy...

 

In a similar vein:

 

Has anybody got any blank zip discs?

[DJ-1701]

'Wow this Mac was reasonable priced and great value for money'

 

The title is 'Things you haven't said/thought in quite some time...' not 'Things that nobody one said, ever...'.

[BassTech]

"I think iPads are brilliant!"

[pantscat]

"Oh good! Another 4 port netgear switch..."

[Garacesh]

I got FOUR WHOLE PICTURES on that floppy...

 

Tattooing your unmentionables?