The Haiku Thread

[DalekSec]

Mother-in-law is

Due tonight for four long days

Of constant complaint

 

Single life is best

No need for mother in laws

Drink rum instead.... yar!!!!!!!!!

[witch]

Son-in-Law is not

A good thing for my daughter

All should be made good

[6Foot2]

Brexit Brexit that

This is not the Brexit thread

Shut up and haiku

 

Haiku is no verb

for that matter nor is Brexit

Nonetheless, press on.

[DJ-1701]

Son-in-Law is not

A good thing for my daughter

All should be made good

 

I never know when

@witch posts here, is it haiku

or incantation?

[sonofsanta]

Haiku means Haiku

means Haiku means Haiku means

Haiku means Haiku

[korifugi]

I never know when

@witch posts here, is it haiku

or incantation?

 

One should be careful,

They anger our forum witch,

Will soon be a toad.

[Pyroman]

To convey one's mood

In Seventeen Syllables

Is very diffic

 

- John Cooper Clarke

[witch]

I am not angry

Incantations are longer

Accurately aimed

[Joanne]

My feelings today,

They equate to apathy,

Caring not am I.

[LeMarchand]

M.I.L. visit

Is proving very stressful

Alcohol does help

[Joanne]

M.I.L. visit

Is proving very stressful

Alcohol does help

 

I do not envy,

You in your situation,

Although mine is 'aight.

[sparkeh]

Children up at night

Looking for comfort in dark

Parental eyes droop

[LeMarchand]

Why do Year 3 love

Sending me "broken" laptops

But I find no fault?

[Pyroman]

Last nights ale was great

Today my stomach rumbles

Sorry office mates

[elsiegee40]

Reading policies

For Governor approval

Is very boring

[elsiegee40]

I loathe policy

ratification torture.

All done now thank G*d

 

Too easily led

Astray by int'resting stuff.

Could have been quicker!

[jedmondson]

My Referb phone must

Arrive during open time

Before I go home

[elsiegee40]

My Referb phone must

Arrive during open time

Before I go home

 

Did this phone arrive

Before you departed home

Or are you so sad?

[LeMarchand]

I feel some guilt for

leaving wife to cope with the

crazed old battle-axe...

 

...but house is quiet

my sanity is restored,

so not that much guilt.

 

***

 

Bacon sandwiches

Crisp bacon on soft white bread

The food of the Gods

[witch]

Her mum, her problem

Just be there later with gin

That will be soothing

[korifugi]

New week, new problems,

Hoping for variety,

Same old c**p again.

[6Foot2]

New week, new problems,

Hoping for variety,

Same old c**p again.

 

SSDD sums this up for me

New week begins, last one

past and forgotten

[witch]

logbox not working

on win 8 - no miracle

over the weekend

[Joanne]

Monday morning, sigh,

Windows 10 new image, yes!

Oh wait, Oh no, Damn.

[korifugi]

A Time Lord, a Witch

Various other people

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