The Haiku Thread

[DJ-1701]

The Oncoming Storm

Saves The Universe Each Week

He is The Doctor.

 

Exterminate All

Exterminate The Doctor

Exterminate Him

 

Exterminate Him?

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Staying a-

live, staying alive.

[korifugi]

A new day does dawn,

Issues repeating themselves,

Another day looms.

[mikeprice]

peace reigns in the hall

volume knob clockwise rotated then

nice music fill the hall

[sonofsanta]

Years, computers slept,

not waking, never rising

in Humanities.

 

It turns out I am

an idiot with a bad

static route at core.

[DalekSec]

The key to a great

Haiku is to make sure you

Don't waffle on and

 

Happy National Poetry Day !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[korifugi]

A Dalek now posts,

To breathe life into a thread,

Barks, RE-SUSC-I-TATE

[sonofsanta]

Like shoots in spring that

push through fallen leaves, this thread

is reborn, revived.

[6Foot2]

A Dalek now posts,

To breathe life into a thread,

Barks, RE-SUSC-I-TATE

 

A good Dalek now posts,

To breathe life into a thread,

Shrieks RE-GEN-ER-ATE!

[Foresthippy]

You plucked your eyebrows,

I guess you overdid it,

You drew them back on.

[sonofsanta]

The web filter logs

scroll past my eyes like endless

autumn leaves in wind.

[eyetea]

This week is dragging,

Soon to be holiday time,

I'm off for a week.

[sparkeh]

Roofers came to fix

Truck is too big for gateway

Knock down wall instead

[elsiegee40]

Meeting at 5pm

Ofsted expected too soon

Governor panics!

 

(Other schools in trust

Inspected last week and this.

Our turn next perhaps?)

[mikeprice]

Oh God it's started again

Brain now aches from complicated poems

going home for lunch

Edited October 6, 2016 by elsiegee40
Corrected it for you ;)

[sparkeh]

Meeting at 5pm

Ofsted expected too soon

Governor panics!

 

(Other schools in trust

Inspected last week and this.

Our turn next perhaps?)

OFSTED arrive soon

Rumour floods the area

Local schools afeared

[korifugi]

See comments abound,

Regarding 'Big O' visit,

Not Roy Orbison

[Joanne]

Fracking comes to Lancs,

This is not a good thing for,

Local residents.

[sparkeh]

Fracking comes to Lancs,

This is not a good thing for,

Local residents.

Democracy lost

Listening to the people

Is for Brexit only

[Duranis]

A thousand times told.

Laptops need to be charged up.

Not rocket science.

 

Wish I was at home.

Boring admin work today.

At least its lunch soon.

 

The roses are red.

And the violets are blue.

Now the end, Haiku.

Edited October 6, 2016 by Duranis

[pcstru]

New MAT trust

in charge must

get another job

[witch]

Five hours wasted here

The app does not work for kids

Log Box I hate you

[mikeprice]

But can mods complain

bout brexit discussion

here - if in Haiku

[sonofsanta]

Sand between fingers,

falling to the ground. And so

we drift off-topic.

[DalekSec]

Brexit Brexit that

This is not the Brexit thread

Shut up and haiku

[LeMarchand]

Mother-in-law is

Due tonight for four long days

Of constant complaint