The Haiku Thread

[korifugi]

ICT Dave thinks

@sonofsanta is really

Just a big show off

 

 

'santa is allowed

He has won writing awards

And been on telly.

Edited September 21, 2016 by korifugi
better word

[elsiegee40]

Moved to Gen'ral Chat

So thanks may be given out

To those deserving

[sonofsanta]

Smugness is allowed

He has won writing awards

And been on telly.

 

When my sunset dims,

These words will be carved on stone

That marks my death

[DalekSec]

I Had some decent

Haiku so give me your thanks

or Exterminate!

[X-13]

So, this thread is weird.

A forum for IT pros.

Not expecting this.

 

Haikus are hard.

Syllables are confusing.

Can't make jokes I want.

 

[korifugi]

I have to wonder

If I am the only one

Counting on fingers?

[korifugi]

So, this thread is weird.

A forum for IT pros.

Not expecting this.

 

Haikus are hard.

Syllables are confusing.

Can't make jokes I want.

 

 

Enter X-13:

"Seen enough Haikus to know

Where this is going"

[X-13]

Enter X-13:

"Seen enough Haikus to know

Where this is going"

 

Very joke. Much laugh. Wow.

And so on, so forth with memes.

You guys must be bored.

[sonofsanta]

I have to wonder

If I am the only one

Counting on fingers?

 

Without my fingers

I would surely miscount beats

And end up with a line far too long to work in the form

[elsiegee40]

I have had to stop

myself writing a PM

As a haiku

[X-13]

I have had to stop

myself writing a PM

As a haiku

 

Should have done it, fam.

Would have been funny to see.

End with link to here.

[korifugi]

Better to reply

To helpdesk request using

Haiku to confuse

Edited September 21, 2016 by korifugi
plural?

[X-13]

Better to reply

To helpdesk request using

Haiku to confuse

 

One thing to try, please

Turn it off and on again

I bet it now works.

[LeMarchand]

I knew @sonofsanta

Would be the one to correct

Our poor haiku form

 

[elsiegee40]

Should have done it, fam.

Would have been funny to see.

End with link to here.

 

In circumstances

It wasn't appropriate

In the slightest!

[X-13]

In circumstances

It wasn't appropriate

In the slightest!

 

Become the Zen Mod

Profess wisdom through haiku

Then ban-hammer fools

[sonofsanta]

One thing to try, please

Turn it off and on again

I bet it now works.

 

Like roots beneath earth,

All life is connected. So:

Have you checked cables?

[X-13]

Like roots beneath earth,

All life is connected. So:

Have you checked cables?

 

Why check cables?

Everything is wireless.

I thought you "knew tech".

 

[sonofsanta]

Why check cables?

Everything is wireless.

I thought you "knew tech".

 

 

Why do we need wires

For this new wireless system?

Isn't that the point?

[elsiegee40]

I 'm bored waiting on

platform zero at Stockport

Station for an hour

Edited September 21, 2016 by elsiegee40

[X-13]

I am bored waiting

on platform nought at Stockport

Station for an hour

 

Autonomous cars.

Truly are the future.

Waiting is boring.

[korifugi]

Like roots beneath earth,

All life is connected. So:

Have you checked cables?

 

The Earth does revolve

A pattern of night and day

Try a reboot now.

[LeightonJames]

A haiku you need

A haiku you shall receive

A haiku to read

[sonofsanta]

As the tide rises,

The clock turns; sighing like wind,

I go home at last.

[DalekSec]

As the tide rises,

The clock turns; sighing like wind,

I go home at last.

 

That haiku is deep

Like the ocean is very deep

Right in dem feels bro