The Haiku Thread

[DalekSec]

A Time Lord, a Witch

Various other people

This is Edugeek

 

Don't forget a Dalek

Time lords are no match for me

Neither are witches

[6Foot2]

Don't forget a Dalek

Time lords are no match for me

Neither are witches

 

Dalek has a new avatar

In disguise perhaps? Maybe

He is discovered

[mikeprice]

Daleks are very brave

annoying a @witch is unwise

so prepare to croak

[witch]

Exterminate...yes?

Too late, already a frog

Dont try it, Dalek

[korifugi]

Issue logged by staff,

Problem not in computer,

Please replace user.

[sonofsanta]

Emailed work missing,

sent from Gmail but not here;

sent to Mum instead.

[DalekSec]

Student singing song

Christmas songs it seems to be

stop it its october

[sonofsanta]

Dark in the mornings,

and soon dark in the ev'nings

No sun till Feb term

[DalekSec]

Dark in the mornings,

and soon dark in the ev'nings

No sun till Feb term

 

From the Darkness we

The Daleks shall rise again

Seek Locate Destroy

[korifugi]

Remember the days

When Daleks were defeated

Simply with some stairs?

[DalekSec]

Remember the days

When Daleks were defeated

Simply with some stairs?

 

This is true indeed

But since McCoy we can now

Levitate up stairs.

[jedmondson]

Today at work im

Signing for lots of deliverys

None of it mine. Boo.

[Joanne]

Need to code in C,

But my brain is mush today,

Maybe after snack.

[korifugi]

Off in the Ghost thread

Strange things are documented

Who ya gonna call?

[LeMarchand]

Need to code in C,

But my brain is mush today,

Maybe after snack.

 

For coding in C

You need to take vitamins

For C, oranges

[DalekSec]

Monday morning sigh...

Headache i need to hydrate

But not Exterminate!!!

[DJ-1701]

For vitamin C

Try red fruits like strawberries

Better than orange.

[DalekSec]

For vitamin C

Try red fruits like strawberries

Better than orange.

 

Bananas good source

Of potasium i'm told

by the ninth doctor!

[Joanne]

Lots of vitamin,

advice is very good, yes,

I have carrots here.

[DalekSec]

Missed this thread

Come back people and write now

Or face a Dalek

[elsiegee40]

Watching tennis now.

Queens quarter finals are on.

Priorities right

[jthompson]

My little smartwatch

tells me when F1 is on.

Yet watch I can not :'(

[DalekSec]

My little smartwatch

tells me when F1 is on.

Yet watch I can not :'(

 

First row is wrong tisk

You must have 5 syllables

Fix it now you must

[LeMarchand]

Missed this thread

Come back people and write now

Or face a Dalek

 

I bow to no one,

Least of all a pepperpot.

Bring it on, Dalek!

[jthompson]

First row is wrong tisk

You must have 5 syllables

Fix it now you must

 

Hey, what's the deal here?

You tell me I've got it wrong

When I definitely hav-ohhh, crap.