The Punny Thread

[mikeprice]

Yeah yeah yeah - I'm just going to Roll over and Yaw(n) Edited March 22, 2018 by mikeprice

[sted]

Yeah yeah yeah - I'm just going to Roll over and Yaw(n)

 

you just need more pitch for that

[mikeprice]

you just need more pitch for that

 

I think should bank this topic before someone comes along with a spoiler

[sted]

I think should bank this topic before someone comes along with a spoiler

or you could just let them get into a gurney flap about it

[EliteCommander]

We're barrelling along with these puns, aren't we?

(Top marks to anyone that understands the pun and why )

 

Don't understand, but I guess I'll just Roll with it.

[mikeprice]

Don't understand, but I guess I'll just Roll with it.

 

Don't worry - it's important to keep grounded and keep you eyes on the horizon

[Garacesh]

Don't understand, but I guess I'll just Roll with it.

 

Psst.. What people usually call 'Barrel rolls' are actually 'Aileron rolls', an actual 'Barrel roll' is something different

[sted]

Psst.. What people usually call 'Barrel rolls' are actually 'Aileron rolls', an actual 'Barrel roll' is something different

 

 

try typing do a barrel roll into google lol

[simonw]

Don't worry - it's important to keep grounded and keep you eyes on the horizon

 

Hesitation will just Stall the thread

[jthompson]

Hesitation will just Stall the thread

 

Do we have to just keep the jokes coming thick and fast then? Cause I rotor good one earlier, and I'm not sure I can keep it up.

[lewisVeryPC]

If you get the spin of it fast enough you'll take off

[Agnete]

Spin is fine, assuming no ball tampering is involved

[dcwhitworth]

Spin is fine, assuming no ball tampering is involved

 

I see you've found a new seam of puns here.

[sted]

I see you've found a new seam of puns here.

im sure we can mine that for a while and while were mining craft something out of it

[Agnete]

I see you've found a new seam of puns here.

 

Yup, and it creases me up

[Agnete]

im sure we can mine that for a while and while were mining craft something out of it

 

Sorry Sted, that was not a crafty attempt to ignore your pun....

[Garacesh]

Yup, and it creases me up

 

I want to join in, but I got nothin'. I guess I'll fold.

[jthompson]

I want to join in, but I got nothin'. I guess I'll fold.

 

I'm stumped, too. Run out of ideas.

[mikeprice]

I'm stumped, too. Run out of ideas.

 

I know a bloke who was put in prison for playing cricket

 

he pled guilty to hit'n run

[dcwhitworth]

I know a bloke who was put in prison for playing cricket

 

he pled guilty to hit'n run

 

Following on from that, will he be appealing ?

[mikeprice]

Following on from that, will he be appealing ?

 

Yes - he put up such a wonderful appeal that the judge was bowled over

[jthompson]

That's quite a bowled move, to appeal a conviction after pleading guilty. I can only assume the judge has such poor vision that they couldn't read the papers in front of them: I'm willing to bet they don't have Twenty20 vision.

[lewisVeryPC]

was that the same judge who said he saw a bee in the shape of a right angle in a field with a pair of female sheep? I think it was reported as an L bee double ewe

[jdoyle]

was that the same judge who said he saw a bee in the shape of a right angle in a field with a pair of female sheep? I think it was reported as an L bee double ewe

 

he lives in one of those Ivory Towers, one with RAMparts.

[mikeprice]

he lives in one of those Ivory Towers, one with RAMparts.

 

Could be - his thinking was certainly a bit wolly

 

he could even be Baa-king mad