StevieM

@TriggerHappyUK - Do you EVER do any actual work?

What are the odds on that?!

Why have I never seen that before?! I may just have to forward a link to all the admin staff.

Quiz time! Name the famous record producer.

Phoebe: Smelly cat, smelly cat. What are they feeding you? Donald Trump: They're feeding you a pack of lies. It's fake noooz, people. Very bad, very bad. EDIT: Or should that be 'fake mews'?

Post deleted. Others have already suggested a SAR!

What's Phoebe from Friends doing at the G20?!

Based on the references to the Commodore 64 and Kung Fu in his bio... Ladies and Gentlemen, I present... The Way of the Exploding Phil! Background removed and Phil reduced to 16 colours - just like on the C64! Talk about attention to detail. Just gimme the SSD!!!

That has brought to mind a A-board outside a shop near where I used to live. I don't have a photo, but the sign was set out like this: Gladrags --------- Nearly-New Babies and Childrens Wear Every time I walked past, I was always tempted to go inside and ask if they had one about 6-months old.

I thought I had a taker but... apparently not. They're all boxed up and ready to go if anybody wants them. If not, they'll be sent off with the empty cartridges for disposal.

I should win because the competition was launched on Friday 24th May, when I was busy giving up my entire Bank Holiday weekend (at my own expense) to accompany our Year 6 on a residential visit to the Lake District. Of course, I would have entered upon my return... if I'd known anything about it. If only there was a thread I could have already subscribed to called something like, oh I don't know... VeryPC competitions, events and announcements (never miss another chance to win!)

Not a product but, while I was staying at Sarum College last week, there was a notice above the toilet that read: All other waste material?! You mean I should... ...in a bag?!

I don't know if I can! Principles, 'n' all.

No, sadly she won't - and I haven't got a new friend yet. She had a whale of a time last year, though, and I'll raise a glass to her memory while I'm there.

I know it's a long shot, but if anyone still has an old Kyocera FSC5015N knocking around, I have 13 toner cartridges (4xC, 3xM, 3xY, 3xK) that are taking up space in the server room. If you want them, then you'll either need to collect them or pay for delivery.

Perhaps they're going with the Yoda method! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5SNAluOj6U

No it wouldn't!

Congratulations! About your side note - If it was a fruitcake, I'd certainly let the owner know as raisins, sultanas and the like are poisonous to dogs.

Later!

Industrial

That'll be me then! Beezer.

Gulp! And that's when you purchase the hardware with the subscription!? How much will it cost for in-place SmartBoards and (double-gulp!) non-Smart devices? I need to check when our current subscription expires...

Sticky labels! Then, in the pub afterwards, we could play that game where you have a label on your forehead and you've got ask everyone questions to figure out who you are. Actually, that often happens in the pub - even without the sticky labels.

Or you could forget the case altogether and just wear it!

I thought I'd covered this with the qualifier 'my', but I should have known better with you lot.