StewartKnight

@cookie monster It is IT related....... I'm afraid I'm......... TEACHING ICT to kids in a private British school, so, I don't need to speak Spanish, The computers (OS, keyboard etc) are also in English!

YUP! :-)

@simplesi Can't make it to the conf I'm afraid Simon, I'm in Tenerife, checking out my new job!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA As if most teachers were "savvy" enough to do this!!

Wife had a stroke and was in hospital for some time our young kids couldn't understand, they thought she'd died

how can you say well done to a team that has spent millions to win the competition. If Accrington Stanley had won, then I'd be saying well done!

I had a friend once (female) who used a dating site. She had a number of "dates" and they all turned out to be psycho "Norman Bates" loosers who could only get dates by joining a dating site.... just sayin' thats all!

I think Churchill had some great put down lines Lady Astor: "Mr. Churchill, you're drunk!" Winston Churchill: "Yes, and you, Madam, are ugly. But tomorrow, I shall be sober" and Lady Astor "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink." Winston Churchill "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."

Not here I've handed my notice in, I earn £27k and the want someone to replace me for £13k. Not that they've advertised the position yet, because that would be too sensible!

I suppose 48 port also gives you a single point of failure but 2 x 24 ports require 2 plugs!

I tell you whats wrong with Doctor Who Russell bloody Davies thats what! What was the point of the homosexual reference in Saturdays episode??? Ju.st because He's gay, doesn't mean we should have it thrust in our faces (so to speak!). It added nothing to the narrative, but was just another example of him trying to bolster his gay rights agenda Even that aside, it was a dreadful episode, I know it's supposed to be kid friendly, but it's supposed to be for adults too. Saturdays episode felt more like a cbbc programme, aside from the homosexuals! Plus, Martha Jones was a good assistant..... and they got rid of her! The Doctor is supposed to be knowledgable and wise, yet Russell Davis has him as flawed, weak and needing the guidance of his assistant. It should be the other way round! Doctor Who was at it's best when it was 4 half hour episode, each one ending on a cliff hanger.

I think the title says it all really!

and only half of new members join to post spam!

notepad! :-)

Here is a reason that the xbox version is superior!

Also, another happy CLEO user here!

all I can say is..... come on Southend!!!

STOP with following the marketing! Even El Reg thinks that Fedora is the best linux distro OK... I am baised towards Fedora, but it's the best... it really is!!!

I couldn't care less about this match..... but ....... come on Zenit St Petersburg !!! Anyone but Scotland

2 away goals to the carlisle!!

OOPS!!

I thought this would be good for science dept.... until the swearing kicked in after 10 seconds!!!

leeds in a play off with Carlisle....... who thought leeds fans would see the day! What happened to premiership football in yorkshire?

run............. hide............. there's a teacher in our midst!

@ John, I went to St Wilfrids High School Blackburn, I am an ex student, hence Alma Mater.