[joke] Went to a seafood disco...

[mbird]

So you don't work for the bad joke company then??

Oh, i wish...*sigh*

 

anyway, back to work.

 

What does a Mexican keep under their carpet?

 

 

 

Underlay, Underlay!

[Gatt]

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

[mbird]

Surely i get some rep from all this 'work'...

[MK-2]

this is ofishally the worst thread here. you should all take the opportunaty to view other threads, perhaps the COD black ops one for example.

[Gatt]

Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery.

Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night

[LosOjos]

Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence.

[mbird]

this is ofishally the worst thread here. you should all take the opportunaty to view other threads, perhaps the COD black ops one for example.

 

Im taking that pretty personally.

[36Degrees]

6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy...

[CHR1S]

Following the approval of Viagra by the UK's health authorities,

the first shipment arrived yesterday at Heathrow airport, but was hijacked on the way to the depot.

 

Scotland Yard have warned the public to be on the lookout for a gang of hardened criminals.

 

I tried one of those Viagras the other day but it got stuck in my throat... I had a stiff neck for hours!!

[ijk]

What did the slug say to the snail?

"Big Issue, sir?"

[laserblazer]

What did the slug say to the snail?

"Big Issue, sir?"

 

I was determined not to move until I got that one

[laserblazer]

I was stopped by the police at midnight and asked where I'm going.

“I’m on the way to listen to a lecture about the effects of alcohol abuse on the human body.”

The policeman asked me, “Really?

And who’s going to give a lecture at this time of night?”

“My wife”, I responded

[Jawloms]

I tried one of those Viagras the other day but it got stuck in my throat... I had a stiff neck for hours!!

 

I rubbed one in to my eyes. It made me look hard!

[laserblazer]

The first recorded death from viagra was reported yesterday. A man tripped over his partner's clothes and polevaulted out of the bedroom window.

[K.C.Leblanc]

The first recorded death from viagra was reported yesterday. A man tripped over his partner's clothes and polevaulted out of the bedroom window.

 

Undertakers were unable to shut the coffin.