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So the inter-departmental football rivalries here appear to have spilled over into this thread.

 

This morning I have submissions from Mustafa, another Man Utd-supporting lad who felt that John needed a change of career.

 

http://www.ict-direct.co.uk/media/edugeek/JohnVanP.JPG http://www.ict-direct.co.uk/media/edugeek/johnpersie.png

 

 

We need someone to distract the thread before it gets out of hand. I dunno Brexit or something should do the job ;)

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RM Ecoquiet 965, Core 2 Duo 1.8GHz, 4GB RAM, 80GB HDD. Getting on with more years of service than the USS Enterprise.

 

Whose Computer is that?

I think I know.Its owner is quite sad though.

He was cross like a dark potato.

I watch him number-crunch and wait.

I cry WHY ARE YOU SO SLOW.

 

He gives his Computer a shake

And it screams I've made a bad mistake.

The only other sound's the break,

Of distant waves and birds awake.

 

The Computer is slow,

like a sloth and deep,But he has educational IT support promises to keep,

Tormented with nightmares he never sleeps.

Revenge is a promise a new computer should keep.

Edited by DrBeaker
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Ok, I will ask because others have off thread, but haven't posted here...

 

'Who won last week?' ;)

 

*Waits for QI style klaxons to go off.*

 

Sorry did nobody post? I won.

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Ok, I will ask because others have off thread, but haven't posted here...

 

'Who won last week?' ;)

 

*Waits for QI style klaxons to go off.*

 

Sorry did nobody post? I won.

 

Congratulations! What did you win? What are they sending you? :D

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Congratulations! What did you win? What are they sending you? :D

25 brand new 8th gen i5/8GB RAM/256GB SSD PCs with 24" monitors! It's amazing! THANKYOU ICT DIRECT!!!!

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Once again, I was too busy to do a draw last week. I shall try and do so today.

 

Who knew, this work lark could get in the way of having fun?

 

I think you're missing the point. For you, this is work!

 

We'll be discussing this at your performance review ;)

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I think you're missing the point. For you, this is work!

 

We'll be discussing this at your performance review ;)

 

Unfortunately. Since we don't have a head of colouring in for events such as this, I have to juggle it with quotes, orders, support and website stuff too :(

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Can I apply for head of colouring in? I must warn you I don't stay within the lines. ;)

 

Isn't that - coincidentally - also the way you drive???? :p

 

sorry - too tempting

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You hit one small ship called the Titanic and everyone is a critic...

 

I don't think that is ACTUALLY true - it was an iceburg not a Tardis (unless you have fixed the chameleon circuits of course)

 

I - however - can factually mention that I once crashed a boat in the Royal Yacht Britannia - on the starboard bow to be precise

 

Clearly I was executed for High Treason

that last bit MAY not be true)

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