The Punny Thread

[6Foot2]

On the moove: Police helicopter captures moment cows herd man on the run

 

https://news.sky.com/story/on-the-moove-police-helicopter-captures-moment-cows-herd-man-on-the-run-12763425

 

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How udderly ridiculous!

 

... sorry

 

We've already had the cream of the cow jokes. We may not be able to churn out any more!

 

[HarryMonkey]

You're really milking this aren't you.

[simonw]

I think it deserves a pat on the back!

[6Foot2]

You're really milking this aren't you.

 

Just doing Edugeek stuff. 'S our thing!

 

[HarryMonkey]

Oh dairy dairy me !

[mikeprice]

Sorry I'm late noticing this - I've been outside and its Friesian out there

[dcwhitworth]

Sorry I'm late noticing this - I've been outside and its Friesian out there

 

Yes I herd that

[HarryMonkey]

Sorry I'm late noticing this - I've been outside and its Friesian out there

 

You should have put your jersey on.

[jthompson]

Manure funny.

[Garacesh]

Manure funny.

 

I beg to differ. So much eye rolling and groaning here.

How you lot cowpat* life, I'll never know.

 

* okay that's a bit of a stretch but at least I'm trying to invent a new one lol

[6Foot2]

I beg to differ. So much eye rolling and groaning here.

 

How you lot cowpat* life, I'll never know.

 

* okay that's a bit of a stretch but at least I'm trying to invent a new one lol

 

Hay, that's a bit off. Perhaps we should be dropping that line, or we cud have only a small ruminant of humour left.

[LeMarchand]

http://www.edugeek.net/forums/general-chat/230814-hi-de-hi-actor-ruth-madoc-dies-aged-79-a.html#post1978235

 

Bye-de-bye?

[6Foot2]

Down to my last slice of Christmas cake.[ATTACH]67918[/ATTACH]

 

No claus for alarm, but you have the noëledge that yule miss it when it's gone.

 

[HarryMonkey]

You've stollen that pun haven''t you?

[6Foot2]

Staff kareoke a requirement?

 

Must know ABBAs back catalogue

 

I'm guessing The Winner Takes It All?

 

Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Go on! Take a chance on me!

[smurfomatic]

Mamma Mia! Here we go again...

[DalekSec]

If you change you're mind, im the first in line.

[6Foot2]

Here kitty kitty...

 

 

[6Foot2]

Link:

[Merton Police Picture Tweet]

 

🪺 After a fowl shift, officers flew the coup leaving a window open. Upon return they found the beginnings of a nest in the skippers hat. They were pheasantly surprised and the Sgt said;

 

"Owl be sure to close the window next time!”

 

What a tweet! I’m such a comedihen.

 

[LeMarchand]

Jeremy Renner has a new show where he repurposes vehicles for various usages in communities. The title is, of course:

 

[6Foot2]

Link:

[bBC News Picture Post]

 

 

*Many more fishy puns on the linked thread (so many more I had to scale down the screenshot above. )

[Ditto]

Many of ewe will no doubt be familiar with the loneliest sheep story. Well, media have been bleating on with many a pun. I'm pleased to report there has been a happy outcome which I'm sure ewe'll all be pleased about - it's been rescued! See - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-67321305

 

Now, there'll be lots of pun opportunities to build on this, so please don't be sheepish, I want to hear your best puns baa none. I'm sure many of you can fleece the story far better than me, but nothing too woolly please.

[dcwhitworth]

I’d herd about this, I’m sure people will flock to this thread.

[mikeprice]

Apparently she had not been sheared for over 2 years!

 

so first stop was the baa-baa-shop

 

They are making a short film of the rescue - it will be shown on ewe-tube

 

 

 

apparently she fell down there after tripping on a stone

 

still accidents wool happen

[6Foot2]

The only cheese that you should accept is

 

none

 

not any at all

 

disgusting stuff

 

all of it

 

just rotten milk really

 

yuk

 

 

(other opinions are available)

 

Clearly, you have a Brie in your bonnet. However, I appeal to your Cheddar judgement - give cheese a chance!