gtg93 Posted October 14, 2014 Posted October 14, 2014 "The only way to ensure Mcafee antivirus is completely removed from your system"
plexer Posted October 14, 2014 Posted October 14, 2014 Please wait while windows updates are being installed.
Marshall_IT Posted October 14, 2014 Posted October 14, 2014 Welcome to the "Dark Web" Please wipe your feet before leaving.
SYNACK Posted October 14, 2014 Posted October 14, 2014 (edited) Air gap security "Welcome to Acer technical support, yes we are local" Real world "Internet connection sharing" What you see is what was bolted down interface "Now your kids can play outside and get their 60 hours a week of gaming in" Attendant: Jesus is watching over your shoulder Customer: I'm not religious Attendant: Neither am I, I mean that creepy guy in the top floor of the hotel across the road, that's his name. Edited October 14, 2014 by SYNACK
LiamH Posted October 14, 2014 Posted October 14, 2014 Internet security under threat by massive hole in windows.
GrumbleDook Posted October 15, 2014 Posted October 15, 2014 Shaun was regretting having that third helping of Puffin Vindaloo. or As much as Shaun liked a challenge when trying to update the site before BETT, Chris' suggestion of an Internet Cafe to use seemed a bit lacking. or Shaun finally realised that the retirement of Russdev and GrumbleDook from EduGeek Admindom had left too much time on their hands. or After using military security tactics, Chris was starting to think the extreme lengths being used stop the latest beta of EduGeek being seen was a bit much, but Shaun said it was Top Secret.
elsiegee40 Posted October 15, 2014 Posted October 15, 2014 Faced with the truth about what happened to his shades at BETT, @EduTech finally had to accept that they were gone for good. 1
jdoyle Posted October 15, 2014 Posted October 15, 2014 the unveiling of the Governments new Ebola Test Centre was not a well attended event.
marsdenprimary Posted October 15, 2014 Posted October 15, 2014 "Adult Website developer required. Must have own transport, ladders, helmet and protective clothing. Must be prepared to work unsociable hours in extreme conditions. Please forward all enquiries to: [email protected]"
LeMarchand Posted October 15, 2014 Posted October 15, 2014 "'Ere Bert, this is the place!" I've tried to find a link to explain this to people who didn't frequent cinemas in the olden days, but ran out of time .
Hokalus Posted October 15, 2014 Posted October 15, 2014 Official host for 28DaysLater or RMS Internet Cafe - Windows not Welcome
EduTech Posted October 15, 2014 Posted October 15, 2014 Faced with the truth about what happened to his shades at BETT, @EduTech finally had to accept that they were gone for good. I am still heartbroken by that you know! I wish I had my shades back
sonofsanta Posted October 16, 2014 Posted October 16, 2014 Network topologies come in a variety of forms: bus, star, mesh. Here we see the results of using the rarer "One Ring" topology. Whilst Binding Them All does have security advantages, there is a non-zero risk of invoking the wrath of Sauron and corrupting your ethernet cables into their evil twin (nethernet cables).
birchanger Posted October 16, 2014 Posted October 16, 2014 OK then, who asked the BOFH to fire up the servers?
mikkydoos Posted October 16, 2014 Posted October 16, 2014 ISIS step up cyber terror attacks on the West
mikkydoos Posted October 16, 2014 Posted October 16, 2014 Area 51 didn't quite live up to expectations. LOL
GrumbleDook Posted October 16, 2014 Posted October 16, 2014 EduGeek members had spent too long listening to Right Said Fred by Bernard Cribbins, and decided that 'taking the roof off' was *still* not going to get that rack up the stairs. or It all started with an innocent search for Prometheus and ended up with Zeus shouting, "Well, if you lot still want to play with fire!" or Voldemort's attempts to break a Fidelius curse to find the secret EG headquarters goes terribly wrong and another piece of his soul is broken away ... leading to him spending the next 11 years wandering the land as a sales rep for an MFD firm selling evergreen contracts! (I wonder who they could be).
sonofsanta Posted October 16, 2014 Posted October 16, 2014 Voldemort's attempts to break a Fidelius curse to find the secret EG headquarters goes terribly wrong and another piece of his soul is broken away ... leading to him spending the next 11 years wandering the land as a sales rep for an MFD firm selling evergreen contracts! (I wonder who they could be). That's appropriate, I once spoke to a man at county who would not name them, he had such an intense hatred of them. They genuinely were They Who Should Not Be Named as far as he was concerned. He referred to them as Daniel instead...
Miscbrah Posted October 16, 2014 Posted October 16, 2014 Windows is broken and I cannot access the Internet! Winrar.
Dos_Box Posted October 16, 2014 Author Posted October 16, 2014 Looking good guys. Just a quick reminder you have just under 24 hours left for entries.
tmcd35 Posted October 16, 2014 Posted October 16, 2014 Roy and Moss show Jen where the Elders of the Internet keep the black box.
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