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Air gap security

 

"Welcome to Acer technical support, yes we are local"

 

Real world "Internet connection sharing"

 

What you see is what was bolted down interface

 

"Now your kids can play outside and get their 60 hours a week of gaming in"

 

 

 

Attendant: Jesus is watching over your shoulder

Customer: I'm not religious

Attendant: Neither am I, I mean that creepy guy in the top floor of the hotel across the road, that's his name.

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Shaun was regretting having that third helping of Puffin Vindaloo.

 

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As much as Shaun liked a challenge when trying to update the site before BETT, Chris' suggestion of an Internet Cafe to use seemed a bit lacking.

 

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Shaun finally realised that the retirement of Russdev and GrumbleDook from EduGeek Admindom had left too much time on their hands.

 

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After using military security tactics, Chris was starting to think the extreme lengths being used stop the latest beta of EduGeek being seen was a bit much, but Shaun said it was Top Secret.

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Faced with the truth about what happened to his shades at BETT, @EduTech finally had to accept that they were gone for good.

 

I am still heartbroken by that you know! :( I wish I had my shades back

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Network topologies come in a variety of forms: bus, star, mesh. Here we see the results of using the rarer "One Ring" topology. Whilst Binding Them All does have security advantages, there is a non-zero risk of invoking the wrath of Sauron and corrupting your ethernet cables into their evil twin (nethernet cables).
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EduGeek members had spent too long listening to Right Said Fred by Bernard Cribbins, and decided that 'taking the roof off' was *still* not going to get that rack up the stairs.

 

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It all started with an innocent search for Prometheus and ended up with Zeus shouting, "Well, if you lot still want to play with fire!"

 

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Voldemort's attempts to break a Fidelius curse to find the secret EG headquarters goes terribly wrong and another piece of his soul is broken away ... leading to him spending the next 11 years wandering the land as a sales rep for an MFD firm selling evergreen contracts! (I wonder who they could be).

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Voldemort's attempts to break a Fidelius curse to find the secret EG headquarters goes terribly wrong and another piece of his soul is broken away ... leading to him spending the next 11 years wandering the land as a sales rep for an MFD firm selling evergreen contracts! (I wonder who they could be).

 

That's appropriate, I once spoke to a man at county who would not name them, he had such an intense hatred of them. They genuinely were They Who Should Not Be Named as far as he was concerned. He referred to them as Daniel instead...

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