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My other half recently bought me one with a loading bar and under it "Sarcastic comment loading..." and my boss has one stating "A dog is for life, not just for Friday night"

As a distant cousin Reggie Perrin style

The first few purchases you should make (with cash of course) are a cane, red & white hooped jumper and a wooly hat. Then stand in groups of people waving - that should mean people take a little longer to find you...

I now have visions of Basil Fawlty striding round in glasses and a black polo-neck... "Don't mention the iWar!!!" "You started it!" "No I didn't" "Yes you did - you invaded Google!"

I wouldn't complain too much - what with the current climate and all. Still, had to have a look-see at your cv, I'll take a look at mine to see if I can improve it in any way tonight.

Thats A LOT of neon tubing... :-P

I have a problem with mine - it keeps attempting to grant itself administrative access to my wallet service.

I think it's some kind of apple app...

UP LOW ALE Fantastic for an ale drinker such as myself

I personally have no problems with signal on my Desire - once in a blue moon I'll get a "Message not sent - retrying" when sending a text, but if you give it a sec to sort itself out then it's fine.

I always thought a group of geeks was referred to as a 'pondering' (or maybe even a 'swearing')???

It MUST be REAL, as it uses CAPITAL letters to EMPHASISE words that it seems to think are IMPORTANT

While I am a fan of chocolate - I don't like the sound of what I shall now refer to as "Chocomite".

Does that mean Number two is a good, solid choice?

I'm with Arcath on this one - sounds like it has massive 'egg on face' (egg on facebook?) potential, plus it could be seen as a duty of care minefield if you are asking children to try and bypass the security. Granted, parents and staff will be there to ensure everyone plays by the rules but there are too many "what if?s" for my liking. If a parent takes this the wrong way then you could find yourself in some very hot water...

I've actually played Airsoft in an old school, and an old shopping centre, and an old block of flats with a few more doors knocked through... CQB can get pretty hectic with more that it's fair share of injuries... I imagine in paintball some of those bruises can be very nasty - whereas in airsoft I KNOW blood gets drawn...

Page 4 - Pee Plotter? Don't women usually complain about our aim, lads? So how the bunnies are we meant to accurately 'plot'???

Right - I'm in exactly the type of thing you're trying to set up, I'm employed by my secondary to take care of the four feeder/partner schools in the immediate area. Generally, I spend a day at each of the schools per week - always on the same 'rota'. Of course, if any of them start to have really serious issues such as a server going down, stuff exploding or Godzilla attacking then I am pretty much free to explain the situation where I am and nip over - or get someone sent over from the secondary. They all basically pay an amount per annum for support - much as the case would be for any other support company. As you're aware issues will continue to build up while you're not there and somtimes there can be quite a backlog of issues to work through, and anything that can span between days can sometimes become problematic. Communication with the staff at these sites is one of the most important things, as without that - they'll feel as if nothing is being done (even if every issue is being fixed). You've stated that a helpdesk is no issue to you - good, as you'll need this for them to report issues. The major problem you'll find with this though is actually getting staff to report issues with it. In my experience, many primary school staff (not all!) prefer to tell someone about the issue, or write it in a book - rather than logging it on an online helpdesk; and many certainly don't check it for your replies! Any further questions, don't hesitate to PM me as I feel that this could quite easily become a big wall o' text worthy of keeping Ghengiz Khan out...

Sadly, only tea and biscuits... Did you never watch ThunderCats???

As opposed to Lion-O... *Sword of Omens, HOOOooooooooooooo!*

I, much like the rest of my department often plug our phones in... If you need to be contacted quickly - do they ring your mobile? If so, theres your reason...

For me its a 25 min walk (I can really shift so I cover quite a bit of ground), then 10 mins on the train followed by another 5 min walk.

Walking up trees? Interesting pastime...

Chavs are easily enough dealt with, all you need is a large cage, a few packets of fags and a few bottles of white lightning...

Old, but good - Hard Boiled