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I always thought you did Micro-Chips in the microwave???

In my local shop - they're on the counter at the end, near the window - next to the eggs boxes. If you exchange some monies with the server then he'll let you have some.

I'm a non-legislative expert on the matter of wi-fi (having used it for a loooong time) and proclaim it to be safe - carry on... That said, I'm also a non-legislative expert on tea (having drank it for many years) and also proclaim that the correct procedure is to put the milk in before the hot water.

It's obviously a lane for one of these... [ATTACH=CONFIG]10775[/ATTACH]

Isn't it obvious - It's a picture of the builders of Stonehenge... They were all ninjas.

I remember soldering something at home - I went for a better grip on my soldering iron, holding it inbetween my fingers in the same way you hold a pencil. I remember wondering "Whats that burning smell?" and hearing a dull sizzle to look down and realise what I was doing. I had to invent some new swear words for that one - the current batch wouldn't cut it.

The konami code? In spiceworks? What does it do?

Actually, the appearance on the box must be quite decieving - as it's description implies it can rest a whole vinyard www.plam.com.

Did he escape to do this then? Was it a case of "return to sender"?

Oh, I can tell this thread'll be a hoot...

Shouldn't be long until they catch him - then he can be singing jailhouse rock.

Does it run on all versions of windows???

So it's not Kitten Kong then?

To Err is to be human, to Arr is to be pirate, to Ooh-Aar is to be farmer.

The bad English has just killed my brain...

...on their way to nigeria to pick up the 2.5 million dollars the email promised them :-)

I think it's now a good time to mention my upbringing on Samurai Pizza Cats & Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors

Good point - but you missed Thundercats. :-P

That. Is. Epic - where can I buy one?

My thoughts on this? Never Don't add them as you can be opening yourself up for all kinds of trouble - while we all know that the annoying player running around with a shotgun going 'lol' is likely to be a 14 year old, we don't actually know who they are. The second you put a face to the online username, that goes out ot the window. All it takes is a 'holier than thou' parent to hear of this and you could be staring down some fairly hefty allegations.

Ouch, I've seen a cabinet exactly the same broken into in one of my sites - the thieving gits got away with 13 laptops in my case. Will insurance cover it?

I got a very authentic looking email from someone purporting to be blizzard a while back - I almost clicked it when my "Pedantic Geek" powers kicked in and I noticed a few problems with some of the grammar. Further inspection showed a few other tiny lapses and I managed to confirm this was a scam - Maybe you have an updated version of what I saw.

I don't remember any quotes about chainsaws???

And their owners sent to hell to burn in eternal damnation - this goes double for Itunes 'Backups'