korifugi

In short - yes, Sabatier knives are brill. Just ensure you can keep them sharp and you'll have a great set of blades that will last you a very long time...

Where's the problem with this? I've had servers named after Red Dwarf Characters and now - Wombles

Personally, I'd arm myself with a cricket bat to go and rescue my significant other with my best friend in tow, picking up family members on the way - eventually holding up in a pub, preferably one with some kind of firearm above the bar. This would not only allow me to survive the onset of the apocalypse but would also be a fantastic voyage of self discovery allowing me to re-evaulate my priorities culminating in a better quality of life with higher appreciation for the blessings I have.

Hey! [ATTACH=CONFIG]10346[/ATTACH] Bow ties are cool

If anyone has any issues (like I did) with the welcome back package 'disappearing' when you try and claim it and it errors - here be a way to get the freebies... Browse to: Playstation Network / Account Management/ Transaction Management / Services and you'll be able to see the 'missing' items there - then you should be able to download the freebies.

"floccinaucinihilipilification" -noun 1. an act or instance of judging something to be worthless or trivial

Maybe its for Connor MCloud of the clan MCloud? (Yes, I know I spelled it wrong)

Happy Birthday!

Yes - He now enforces his iron rule with an army of Lego Skeleton Helecopter thingies.

...on how to prepare for a zombie invasion. Blog Post

Thats a shocking discovery - have you contacted H&S???

Horror of horrors - she has decided she wants to get married at Christmas, I think I may have to rob a bank to finance it

Awesome, just plain awesome - I now have the mental image of her stomping around a miniature tokyo in a wedding dress going "RAAAA!" Have some rep that man. (although I've apparently got to add it later it seems)

Funny thing is - we recently went to one of her work friends' wedding reception, (I had asked before this) so once we got there - we were almost mobbed by people asking questions.

I honestly think that'd scare the cr@p out of her - "as a legion of techs descend", would be memorable though!

Well, I've already gotten the 'Repeat last sentence that was said to me when being accused of not listening' skill down :-P

Well - sometimes it is time to nut up or shut up

A long time ago I learned not to ask questions to which I will fear the answer - this is one of those moments

I've been pottering around on these boards quite a while - and a few of you have even met the strange fellow behind the cracked avatar. Recently (I'd been working up to this!), I decided it's time to make an important step. Well, not really a step - more of a half kneel as I went down on one knee and popped the question to my girlfriend. After some surprise and a few tears (from her - not me, me MAN! ), she said yes! We are now officially engaged! Not set a date for the wedding yet - we're just weighing up our options...

Boots, good solid ones you can bounce equipment/tools/doors/children off

The Phantom Menace: Break 10 pieces of shared equipment and replace them in storage without being noticed. Bustin' the Seams: Fill your laptop bag with so much paperwork there is no space for the laptop. Crushing Despair: Complete Bustin' the seams and still fit your laptop in the bag. They said it was a good year: Destroy your laptop with wine 5 times.

Straight to the Top: Ignore the fact there is a helpdesk and log an issue directly with support staff. Early Bird: Personally inform the technician of an issue as soon as they get on site, before they have taken their coat off. See no Evil: Ignore an important email from the technician 5 times. Hear no Evil: Ignore what a technician is saying while explaining an issue 5 times. Speak no Evil: Refuse to log 5 issues on the basis the technician 'should know already'. Rush Tactics: Send at least half a class to the technician at once for password changes. Respect mah Authoritah!: Demand the admin password so that you can install software onto your laptop at home. Belt and Braces: Make a 'backup' of a folder on the same physical drive. Waste Not, Want not: Ask if you can have your old slow laptop that has just been replaced for home use. Musical Chairs: Move the location of the computer in your office 5 times. Thats all I can think of for the moment...

Here you go [ATTACH=CONFIG]9940[/ATTACH] Not the best photoshop in the world - but what can you do with a silly idea and only 30 seconds?

Very well hidden there, even though it is in plain sight it's hard to make out if you don't know where it is :-P