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I'm sorry, but I cannot see technology racing forward, as some people might. I'm old enough to remember watching Tommorow's World, and them PROMISING that by the year 2000, we'd all have given up work, and be zooming around in flying cars..... LIARS!!!!! Why am I sat at a desk, and not whizzing around the skies in my Saab Viggen (Carplane)? It should have an auto-land facility for when I've had a couple too many, at the bar on Titan. It should have a universal translator fitted, for those moments when I've broken the speed of light, and the Saturn Police Corps want to "chat" to me! Oh....and I should be eating steak bernaise out of a tube. LIARS....ALL OF THEM! I blame YOU, Judith Hahn!!!

BBC News - Why Chile is an astronomer's paradise To know that the man in charge is called.... Henri Boffin.... Has to make ANY geek smile!

FINA World Championships: Diving athletes' funny faces captured on camera | Mail Online Well, it amused me!!!

Mens Pop White Storm Watch | eBay This one is a little bitter......

I must've just missed you, DaveP... Cos I saw her too, and she asked me to be security for a small part of her entourage... When I asked who I'd be guarding, She said "All the single ladies" too!!!

Xbox Live's Major Nelson » Limited Edition Star Wars Console Sweeeeeet!!!

Heathrow Planes.docx Here's a couple more.... Edit.... I believe the Qatari Airlines plane was being flown by a RyanAir pilot....that's why he's in a quarry.... "Yeah, mate, we never land at the REAL airport....!" And just to the left of the quarry plane, you can see evidence of.... GHOST PLANES!!!! There are shadows with NO PLANES!....Therefore, I can only surmise that these are either ghosts, or have been taken by aliens!

12 Reasons Why Every Linux System Administrator Should be Lazy Good little read for a Thursday afternoon!

They are ALL dynamite!!!

Surely, by showing a lack of humour, that is more damaging to the image of techs and geeks everywhere?

26 Coolest Prom Dresses Of All Time | Smosh Somewhat redefines the word "Cool" It's entirely possible that you could substitute the word "Worst" in there somewhere!

It's easy to brush it aside!

That's really upset me.... But then, as everyone knows... The TOOTH hurts!

Is the Grand Prix in Germany, this weekend? Or is it in I-MOLAR?

I do wish you ALL stop making such incisor-ish comments.....

There's no need to take the root...you could always just neg-rep!

I think that all the dentist jokes are now a BRIDGE too far

http://www.edugeek.net/forums/jokes-interweb-things/79834-apple-stores-china.html Yay!!!! I FINALLY beat Mattx to something!!!!!! Gonna have to take some rep off you, mate LOL!!

I would suggest that you find some proof, pretty damn quick, or re-write that sentence. Without proof, what you have done there is LIBEL the Mirror Group. I'm not suggesting that ALL other papers are squeaky clean, but I would NEVER come straight out with an accusation that I cannot back up. If you DO have proof, then I would suggest you seek the nearest Police Station.

Yeeeeah! This thread was always going to become politicised within a very short space of time. Why do I hate Murdoch? Yes, I may be a Labour supporter, and always vote red, but I believe that the man is a stain on the media ACROSS the world. Not just in this country. Have you ever seen FoxNews? Xenophobic nonsense spouted by Americans who would struggle to read a book, let alone an autocue. The Sun, NotW have always been the gutter press, from times when they were the largest part of News Corp. Just because they are suddenly "1% of the business" does not make them any less important. To see him claiming that he hardly spoke to editors, and knew little about the stories is ridiculous. You think his Chief editor might not have dropped it into conversation? "Ummm...Yes, we've just paid Gordon Taylor £700000 for hacking his phone" This is supposed to be a media mogul, with his finger on the pulse, and in all the pies, yet he sits there and expects us to believe that he knows nothing of what goes on in the company of which he is CEO/Chairman? This story is NOT about Right or Left, it's about Right and Wrong. The Labour Party were quick to cosy up to Murdoch, much to "REAL" Labour's chagrin, back in the mid-90's because it was accepted that the only way to get elected was to have News Corp on your side.

Are you listening, Steve Jobs? « BirdAbroad Interesting read, if you have 5 mins!

Really clever thing for that FOOL to do. How to go from having the Murdochs' on the ropes, to handing them the moral high ground, in one easy lesson. If this was a forum that allowed swearing, and gave people the choice to edit it out automatically, I would vent my spleen. I find it very difficult to believe that there are people who would think that that was a bright idea. Do it OUTSIDE, not whilst he's answering questions. The British Gov then HAD to apologise TO Murdoch. Galling. IDIOT!

DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince.....Summertime! The only track you need to put you in a sunny mood! "School's out, and there's a sort of a buzz" Ring any bells???

I'm in the process of having 34....YES, 34!....installed in my college. These are Hitachis' to go with the smartboards we're having fitted. The model number is ED-A220N, and they are pretty decent bits of kit, from what I've seen so far.

Oh COOoooommme on! You can't stalk me across ALL formats!!! Can you?????? :gulp: