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Impossibilities in the world

 

 

1. You can't count your hair.

2. You can't wash your eyes with soap.

3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Come on be honest, who tried number 3?! You fools. :)

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Well perhaps this was a plan to make me look daft at my desk, but I can do number 3 fine. Do I win at evolution?

 

Did you read the whole post..? ;)

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Impossibilities in the world

 

 

1. You can't count your hair.

2. You can't wash your eyes with soap.

3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out

 

1. Yes you can. Pull one hair out at a time...

2. You can easily wash the cornea, though cleaning around the back might be a bit more painful...

3. I can't breathe underwater or in a vacuum when my tongue is out so I suppose it's partly true.:p

 

:D

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1. Yes you can. Pull one hair out at a time...

2. You can easily wash the cornea, though cleaning around the back might be a bit more painful...

3. I can't breathe underwater or in a vacuum when my tongue is out so I suppose it's partly true.:p

 

:D

 

You can't do any of these things without being accused of crimes against humanity...

 

Remind me not to p1ss you off!

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Read the whole post, it got me too :-\ lol

 

I did read the whole post, including the line after a few blanks. I don't see why 3 is listed as an impossibility; I've never felt foolish with my tongue out.

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I did read the whole post, including the line after a few blanks. I don't see why 3 is listed as an impossibility; I've never felt foolish with my tongue out.

 

I did when a load of year 9's looked at me while I did it. Not so good.

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