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Two sausages in a pan one said “DARRMMM its hot in hear”

The other one replies “OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE”

 

Lame but I found it to be amusing :D

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I went in to a trendy bar last night and asked for an Osama whiskey...

 

When the barman asked how to make it I replied, it's easy - just two shots and a splash of water......

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I think we need to address your problems Liam. Just because you're mail doesn't mean it's a red letter day for violence.
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We are being FED EXcessive numbers of postal puns. I'm having no trouble putting UPS with them myself, but perhaps it is time for us to address other subjects? we should move on before we get couriered away.
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I philately deny any wrongdoing with my above post. Whether your are mail or femail, many people dislike puns and but I think they are part and parcel of our humour, I stand by every letter.

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