One line story

[russdev]

Right the rule is you can only add one sentence/line and it must follow on from last post etc.

 

Ok new rule you can't end the story..

 

So I will start....

 

Bob opened the door and standing there is man with a goat by his side.

Edited September 8, 2009 by russdev

[EduTech]

The Goat Then Licks EduTech on the face! eww he says......

 

lol

[muppet]

I wish the goat had'nt done that says Bob!

[mattx]

and they all lived happily ever after. The End.

[russdev]

said the man standing in front of Bob

[mattx]

Then along came armageddon and put a downer on the whole thing and everyone died.

[EduTech]

and then reviving dust landed from the sky and everyone lived on for another 25 years

[azrael78]

Until BSF came for them...

[mac_shinobi]

They proclaimed resistance is futile until they saw the goat licking edutech

[mattx]

Then everyone died again.

[DrPerceptron]

but in BSF, RM fixes you... so everyone's good...

[Diello]

but then the money and contract ran out, and future generations were doomed.

[tech_guy]

And Sooty appeared with an uzi and shot everybody dead.

[EduTech]

and then tech guy came along with his pistol and shot sooty

[leco]

"How come," said Bob "that everyone has gone suddenly quiet?"

[mossj]

at this point they relised they where still in the cupboard still, so EDUTECH tapped the goat on the head and being the miracle worker that all IT Techs are the goat grew wings.

[leco]

"What cupboard?" asked Bob, scratching his ... head.

[EduTech]

EduTech then explains to bob using colourful pictures as if he was explaining to computer illiterate teachers how to logon to the computer

[leco]

"Oooo" said Bob "I'm so clever."

[laserblazer]

"In fact, so clever, I think I'll train to be a teacher"

[tech_guy]

then his head imploded. And he got a management point.

[apoth0r]

The management point increased Bob's bulls£$£ stat points by 200%, thus making him a master in educational buzzwording....

[laserblazer]

and he suddenly found he had morphed into Ed Balls.

[bossman]

and these are what the goat then licked.

[webman]

Then an old lady swallowed the goat, just opened her throat and swallowed the goat.