One line story

[bossman]

As he sat on the dunny, but then realised he couldn't complete the job as............................................DDDnnnnnn!!!!

 

There was no toilet paper!!!!

[webman]

"Oh crap!" he exclaimed.

[tech_guy]

In the sky a bright light appeared. It was Chris Moyle's ego......

[webman]

And it got bigger. And bigger. And bigger. Until it popped.

[bossman]

So said the weasel after pulling himself back together what's on for tonight then!!!!

[bossman]

With that someone poured half a pound of tuppenny rice and half a pound of treacle over him.

Drat he said to himself "thats the way the money goes round"

[tech_guy]

Over the hill appeared Gordon Brown dressed as Jack, and Barack Obama dressed as Jill, and they were holding hands and skipping along singing......

[bossman]

Not true answered Bill Gates, it's not shared out fairly as with the rich getting richer the poor have to get poorer as this is the only way we can get them to work for us at such poor rates of pay.

[bossman]

Take Jack and Jill for instance, they no longer have a pail because the last one got a hole in it dear liza dear liza, theres a hole in their bucket dear liza a hole!!!

[webman]

Which was a hole lot of fun at the time...

[tech_guy]

Then the EU appeared, and said they shouldn't have been monopolising the bucket anyway, and should be doing something useful, such as growing straight bananas.....

[webman]

in pajamas.

[tech_guy]

And then someone from the PC brigade appeared, and said, 'Oi, that's discrimination against gay bananas....!'

[webman]

"No it isn't!" someone replied. "Haven't you forgotten the Government abolished political correctness some three years ago?"

[tech_guy]

"Which dream was that?", enquired the Sugar Plumb Fairy, lighting up a spliff. "You can't do that", said Noddy, "I'm off to tell Big Ears!". Edited September 14, 2009 by tech_guy

[tmcd35]

Spock looked at Noddy and thought "this is all highly illogical and why does he keep screaming 'ITS CHRISTMAS' as me?".

[john]

as its now less than 4 months till Christmas thats why that was being shouted.....

[tech_guy]

Just then, an ice-skating kangaroo went shooting past them all, shouting, ".............

[webman]

"There's a man trapped down a well!"

[tmcd35]

At which point Flipper, Gentle Ben and Lassie skipped passed the Kangaroo arguing who would be the first down the well.

[john]

when a volcano appeared from nowhere and erupted its hot flowing......

[azrael78]

fudge and marshmallow mix of many many many colours - which in turn...

[tech_guy]

caused Vanessa Feltz to gain 60 stone in weight......

[john]

which then caused a giant earthquake when she waddled to her seat in the theatre to watch a Smash Hit West End Musical (queue GD to put the next line in