One line story

[john]

who then jumped on a motorbike and side car and set off down the A65...

[russdev]

But then he released he was heading towards and Leeds and got off at Long Preston

[tech_guy]

"Wait a minute!", said Tony Blair, stepping out naked from behind some bushes. I want you to take me....

[EduTech]

Then EduTech came along and said if your taking Tony you have to take me too

 

*sorry you need to keep me in the story! * LOL

[john]

then Edu-Tech realised that he was up north near John's place of work and then decided to accept the job as IT Tech for him

[tech_guy]

working alongside Mick Jagger, gutting fish in a fish processing plant in Sunderland....

[EduTech]

... Is much better than working for john ((Joke Joke))

[tech_guy]

Meanwhile, in deep deep space, a frozen zebra was hurtling towards.....

[john]

Edugeek Towers AKA Preston Docks.....

[tech_guy]

...sent from the future, then back to the past, and then back to the future again, to.....

[russdev]

Post an important letter a letter so important that without it the world was in danger from.. Edited September 13, 2009 by russdev

[tech_guy]

exploding midgets.

[john]

John declared that it was clearly meaning to beware of EduTech's!!!

[EduTech]

EduTech was very very angry at that point and wanted to hurt John!

[tech_guy]

Just then, the frozen zebra entered the earth's atmosphere, travelling at 5,000 miles an hour. A nun walking past at the time, said......

[EduTech]

kill him! kill him! LOL

[tech_guy]

Which was surprising seeing as it was a girl zebra.....

[john]

Instead she, the girl Zebra, sent the Nun into Sister Act The Musical which is on in the West End of London where the Zebra and the Nun joined the cast....

[tech_guy]

much to the amazement of Madonna, who was hoping for a part.

[john]

but clearly as she isn't a Virgin touched for the very first time wasn't suitable for the role where as the genuine Nun and Zebra were....

[tech_guy]

and just then a lot of policemen wielding their truncheons barged in and said, "..........

[tmcd35]

"......De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da, That's all we've got to say to you....."

[john]

and then Whoopie Goldberg came on stage with Ian Lavender and said what's all this dreadful music about! We need rock hip Gospel in here! (and and turn that god damned Cell Phone off or else!)

[russdev]

At which point supreme ruler of all (aka Dos_box) said but this is the geek phone and I am expecting a call from ...

[EduTech]

..... EduTech because he has given up harrassing me on MSN and started bloody phoning me now!