Top Ten Top Rubbish TV Shows

[tech_guy]

To alleviate the boredom of being the only one here in the college and to block the mental image of loads of ruddy teachers sunbathing on the bleedin' beaches of Benidorm, here's my list of the top ten saddest TV shows on TV in the UK. Feel free to argue!

 

1. BIG Brother
   
2. I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here
   
3. House
   
4. The Office (UK Version)
   
5. Neighbours
   
6. Ant 'n' Dec (whatever it is they're in)
   
7. CSI
   
8. Judge John Deed
   
9. WipeOut USA
   
10. The Vicar of Dibley
    

[Guest Guest]

Wouldnt it be easier to name all the shows worth watching?

 

ill start... errr... yeah... i cant think of any. Maybe if LiveTV was still on cable... *mmm topless darts*

[_Bat_]

1. BIG Brother
   

 

Hear hear!

[mattx]

Wouldnt it be easier to name all the shows worth watching?

 

ill start... errr... yeah... i cant think of any. Maybe if LiveTV was still on cable... *mmm topless darts*

 

at 11 [ you forgot the most important part ]

 

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[witch]

1 Big Brother

2 I'm a celebrity etc

3 Britains got No Talent

4 X factor (except for the auditions which are a laugh)

5 ANY soap opera (Corrie, East Enders, the LOT)

6 Heartbeat

7 Ant and Dec anything

8 Justin Lee whatsisface anything

9 Jonathan Woss

10 Ashes to Ashes (if you think the 80's were like that - you weren't there!)

 

in no particular order

[_Bat_]

1 Big Brother

2 I'm a celebrity etc

3 Britains got No Talent

4 X factor (except for the auditions which are a laugh)

5 ANY soap opera (Corrie, East Enders, the LOT)

6 Heartbeat

7 Ant and Dec anything

8 Justin Lee whatsisface anything

9 Jonathan Woss

10 Ashes to Ashes (if you think the 80's were like that - you weren't there!)

 

in no particular order

 

No, big brother is without a doubt supposed to be at the top though I admit the others are still pretty bad.

[tech_guy]

Oh, yes, thanks for reminding me, Witch. I forgot that gold-plated plonker Ross.

[Mandy]

1. Yakeshis Castle (Howevers it's spelt!)

2. Animals Do The Funniest Things

3. Songs of Praise

4. Katie + Peter

5. Hells Kitchen - The one with Marco

6. Cribs

7. Pimp My Ride

8. Emmerdale

9. Murder She Wrote

10. Golden Balls

[_Bat_]

Wouldnt it be easier to name all the shows worth watching?

 

ill start... errr... yeah... i cant think of any. Maybe if LiveTV was still on cable... *mmm topless darts*

 

I like 24 if I'm in the right mood for it. Also watch bones, NCIS, numbers, prison break and the mentalist

[tech_guy]

1. Yakeshis Castle (Howevers it's spelt!)

2. Animals Do The Funniest Things

3. Songs of Praise

4. Katie + Peter

5. Hells Kitchen - The one with Marco

6. Cribs

7. Pimp My Ride

8. Emmerdale

9. Murder She Wrote

10. Golden Balls

 

 

I'm sorry Mandy, but Takeshi's Castle & Pimp my Ride (US Version) do not belong in your list. They're ace shows!

[Fridge]

i agree with tech on that one Pimp my ride UK with westwood needs to die in a fire but takeshis castle and the US version are well good. How can you not enjoy japanese people making fools of them selves.

[elloyd69]

Hey, I'm a teacher and I'm not sunbathing in Benidorm!! I am in fact in school...........boo!! Totally agree with your point about TV though.........can't name one good thing worth watching at the moment. The sooner BGT finishes the better!! I can't bear it any longer..................

[Mandy]

I'm sorry Mandy, but Takeshi's Castle & Pimp my Ride (US Version) do not belong in your list. They're ace shows!

 

They are truely awful - so un entertaining watching chinese people running around fighting for coloured balls to qualify to make tw*ts of themselves! Not my idea of entertainment!!

[Hightower]

I actually like the Wipe out USA show - it's so much better than the UK version because they change the layout every week (plus it has got over hyped yanks on to laugh at).

 

I also really really like Ant n Dec as presenters. I think they are the best presenters on telly at the moment. Yes, they might be cheesy, but don't you think they know that - that's the whole point.

[pauljonze]

In no particular order:

 

Hollyoaks

Waterloo Road

Eastenders

Emmerdale

Coronation Street

Holby

Neighbours

Heartbeat

My Family

Songs of Praise

Dancing on

X-Factor

Jeremy Kyle

Trisha

Location, location etc.

Any makeover show

Anything on MTV

 

And yes that's more than 10 - oops it's all sh*te

[Guest richard_s]

Wouldn't know as I don't own a televsion

[WStore_Dan]

8 Justin Lee whatsisface anything

 

No way - bringing back the A-team was superb! Also the shows he did where he had very little time to become good at things like being a clown, being a darts player etc I thought were also very funny.

 

Dont like his show though and dont like the show he did with Alan Carr but the ones I listed above were very funny!

 

Just my opinion obviously! :)

[Heebeejeebee]

Wouldn't know as I don't own a televsion

 

Don't bother getting one either. It's all crap at the moment. Bah!!

 

Mind you looking back a few years .... nope - can't think of anything - it was crap then too!

 

HBJB

[DrPerceptron]

Most Sit-Coms.

Any Soap

Anything that involves B-list celebrities

Anything that involves the public of any nation - even more so when kids are involved

The News.

"popular repeats" - you know, the one's that are *always* repeated.

morning/daytime chat shows

the tasteless drivel that interupts my viewing of SBSP on saturdays (saturday/sunday kids presenters and the utterly s$£*e they throw out.

 

 

I think that covers about 3/4 of TV, I don't think I watch the other 1/4 much...

[TekkyMatt]

1:Big Brother

2:Big Brother

3:Anything to do with decorating houses

4:Coronation Street

5:Emerdale

6:Eastenders

7:Anything with celeberity in the title

8:Anything with kitchen in the title

9:Anything and everything written by Russell T Davis

10:POB (i know its not on anymore, and some people feel nostalgic about it, but it really was absolute pants)

 

Might have gone a little over my 10 quota there but I've had a bad day. A bad bad day.

[DrPerceptron]

THTHTHTHTHTHTHTBB... P... O.... B

[mossj]

House does not belong on that list or at least the older series don't.

 

1 Any reality show

2 BBC News 24 (after watching more than 10 minutes within a 12 hour window)

3 Anything with Justin Lee Collins in it

4 Soaps in general

5 Music Channels (barring for background noise)

6 Takeshi's Castle

7 Anything with celebrities I couldn't care less about.. (IE Katie & Peter, Jade Goody)

 

well thats all I can come up with

 

P.S Shows that ROCK.... House, X-Files, older CSI, NCIS, Stargate, Scrubs, Two and a Half Men, Monk, Have I Got News For You, Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Q.I, Family Guy, American Dad, Star Trek

[laserblazer]

Coast was quite interesting first time around but Nicholas Crane must be getting dizzy the number of times he's been round!!!

[Fridge]

Wouldn't know as I don't own a televsion

 

I need to have a TV! Playing my PC games on a screen smaller than 42" would make the world implode

[ButterflyMoon]

Got to be

 

1 Big Brother

2 Anything with Alan Carr in

3 Jeremy Kyle

4 Corrie

5 Deal or no deal with the insufferable Noel Edmonds

6 Pimp my ride (UK version)

7 Emerdale

8 Have I got news for you

9 Anything with Rowan Atkinson in

10 Midsummer Murders (who would want to live there???)