flyinghaggis Posted August 12, 2008 Posted August 12, 2008 "OK one last time. These are small... but the ones out there are far away. Small... far away... ah forget it! PS Shamelessly lifted from Father Ted !
yugo Posted August 12, 2008 Posted August 12, 2008 "so thats what a boiled horse looks like!" "when i said i could eat a horse..." "i love my horse" "plastic horses are for life not just for christmas"
timzim Posted August 12, 2008 Posted August 12, 2008 Terry was having one of his acid flashbacks again..."If I keep really still" he prayed, "maybe the ogre won't eat me after all..."
Joedetic Posted August 12, 2008 Posted August 12, 2008 I learnt of Jenny's name at the last conference.
Sylv3r Posted August 12, 2008 Posted August 12, 2008 After failing his drug test at the Olympics Dosbox was "positive" he would have won the gold at the equestrian event.
limbo Posted August 12, 2008 Posted August 12, 2008 Chris sat back in relief as he had finally got to grips with the small case of the trots his last drinking session had left him.
Gatt Posted August 12, 2008 Posted August 12, 2008 When Chris asked his wife to put philly on his sandwiches, this wasnt quite what he was expecting..
crc-ict Posted August 12, 2008 Posted August 12, 2008 Dos_Box began to think that perhaps his contribution to the new school farm wasn't such a good idea after all
crc-ict Posted August 12, 2008 Posted August 12, 2008 The blind date he'd been promised with Jenny didn't quite work out how Dos_box had imagined
muppet Posted August 12, 2008 Posted August 12, 2008 Dos_Box suddenly realised that the remark about him being hung like a horse wasn't such a compliment after all!!
kylewilliamson Posted August 12, 2008 Posted August 12, 2008 ..apparentley school leadership teams have tried to apply thier financial management pratices to riding stables now, too
craigy2302 Posted August 13, 2008 Posted August 13, 2008 "You know you phoned me about your printer not working, and I told you to check the connections and that.... Well this isn't a printer...." "No... it wont run under windows..." "So... you want your mac fixing Mr Bond *Strokes Plastic Horse*" hehe
OutLawTorn Posted August 13, 2008 Posted August 13, 2008 "So here is my scale model of our new power backup system. We get a horse like this, and put it in a giant wheel....."
SimAda00 Posted August 13, 2008 Posted August 13, 2008 "RM are still behind the times, while most education software runs like on steam power, RM's is like a clunky horse drawn carrage." "The 5th horseman of the appocolypse, the disgrunted IT techie and his noble steed prepare for SIMS upgrades." "Next time at christmas, pull fiber cables between friends, you can be really amazed at what you find, plus we now know how they work" "Something seemed suspicious when the head said his new line manager was a little horse."
mac_shinobi Posted August 13, 2008 Posted August 13, 2008 hhmmmmm - I never knew when I went for an edugeek lunch I would get a small side order of trojan horse.
Lee_K_81 Posted August 13, 2008 Posted August 13, 2008 Dos_box was sure the horse wasn't that size before he sat on it. Dos_box started to realise that Red Rum wasn't horsenapped, he just got old and started to get smaller. What do you mean it's too small. They're that size on my tv. Fee! Fie! Foe! Fum!?? I smell the blood of a horse!
JohnMason Posted August 13, 2008 Posted August 13, 2008 "Now this is what I call a low-tech trojan attack! Lucky AVG flagged it red"
kylewilliamson Posted August 13, 2008 Posted August 13, 2008 Chris was rather curious as to the new head's response to 'we need a server farm'
mattx Posted August 14, 2008 Posted August 14, 2008 There's nothing like 17 hands between you legs..... Do you like my breast collar? Don't worry, it's normal for his mouth to foam. Dos Box has trouble mounting her because she's so small. One testicle is visible, but I can't even feel the other one...
mac_shinobi Posted August 14, 2008 Posted August 14, 2008 We seem to be having technical difficulty with one of our server farms due to this trojan horse - hhmmmm I wonder what I will call this trojan horse ?
Lee_K_81 Posted August 14, 2008 Posted August 14, 2008 Dos_Box was disappointed with the new appointment to his team, but he DID ask for somebody to do the donkey work. Dos_Box wasn't sure what he was going to get when he'd agreed the the Carriage charge. Dos_Box was testing the theory of "never look a gift horse in the mouth" Dos_Box new the audition for the "Lone Ranger" wasn't going to go well. Hi Ho Silver!
Sylv3r Posted August 14, 2008 Posted August 14, 2008 Those damn Nigerian scammers - this was my brand new laptop I purchased from eBay!
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