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"so thats what a boiled horse looks like!"

 

"when i said i could eat a horse..."

 

"i love my horse"

 

"plastic horses are for life not just for christmas"

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Chris sat back in relief as he had finally got to grips with the small case of the trots his last drinking session had left him.
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"You know you phoned me about your printer not working, and I told you to check the connections and that.... Well this isn't a printer...."

 

"No... it wont run under windows..."

 

"So... you want your mac fixing Mr Bond *Strokes Plastic Horse*" :getmecoat:

 

hehe

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"RM are still behind the times, while most education software runs like on steam power, RM's is like a clunky horse drawn carrage."

 

"The 5th horseman of the appocolypse, the disgrunted IT techie and his noble steed prepare for SIMS upgrades."

 

"Next time at christmas, pull fiber cables between friends, you can be really amazed at what you find, plus we now know how they work"

 

"Something seemed suspicious when the head said his new line manager was a little horse."

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Dos_box was sure the horse wasn't that size before he sat on it.

 

Dos_box started to realise that Red Rum wasn't horsenapped, he just got old and started to get smaller.

 

What do you mean it's too small. They're that size on my tv.

 

Fee! Fie! Foe! Fum!??

I smell the blood of a horse!

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  • There's nothing like 17 hands between you legs.....
     
  • Do you like my breast collar?
     
  • Don't worry, it's normal for his mouth to foam.
     
  • Dos Box has trouble mounting her because she's so small.
     
  • One testicle is visible, but I can't even feel the other one...

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Dos_Box was disappointed with the new appointment to his team, but he DID ask for somebody to do the donkey work.

 

Dos_Box wasn't sure what he was going to get when he'd agreed the the Carriage charge.

 

Dos_Box was testing the theory of "never look a gift horse in the mouth"

 

Dos_Box new the audition for the "Lone Ranger" wasn't going to go well. Hi Ho Silver!

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