I am seriously dead...

[joe90bass]

279.99 earth pounds....

 

and one heck of a lot of grief!!

[tech_guy]

I am insanely jealous, but this thread brings to mind this classic secondhand ad...

 

PS - I'll open the bidding at £150 when you get told you're not allowed to keep it

 

LOL

 

ROFL

[Netman]

How about...

Tech_guy gets home: "Hi Darling, I've had a great day... I got a tax refund (or other plausible excuse) of £550 odd quid. I decided to spoil myself and get an Xbox 360 - What are you going to spend your half on?"

It'll cost ya but you'll be flavour of the month and get to keep your Xbox...

[joe90bass]

@netman. I'm thinking you've used that one once or twice yourself ;-)

[Michael]

Mine arrived in the post yesterday for my PS3. I have to say I felt like a big kid unwrapping the box lmao The game is excellent. My gf did say I'll see you again in a month

[broc]

Quick! Go out and buy her something a bit more expensive & some flowers too.

[Netman]

@netman. I'm thinking you've used that one once or twice yourself ;-)

 

Me? Tell little white lies to SWMBO? Never I tell you, never...

 

...Now must sell some of those golf clubs I never use before she sees them in the garage... ho hum...

[chrbb]

How about...

Tech_guy gets home: "Hi Darling, I've had a great day... I got a tax refund (or other plausible excuse) of £550 odd quid. I decided to spoil myself and get an Xbox 360 - What are you going to spend your half on?"

 

I like it! I would definately have to spend the same amount (or more) on myself to make up for an 'unauthorised' purchase:D

[chrbb]

Oooh and don't forget the dentist 21/07/08:)

[tech_guy]

On a more serious note - you have decaf in the bottom of your desk. Explain please.

 

That jar really contains crack cocaine.

[SYNACK]

That jar really contains crack cocaine.

 

Perfect place for it, no one looks in a decaf jar

[Elky]

Has the WAP been sorted out in the cafe yet?

[tech_guy]

Speaking as someone who owns six bikes, two kayaks, three snowboards, three guitars, a mixing desk and digital recording machine, a photo lighting studio, two welding machines and a camper van the 'wife price' is quite handy tool. But to be fair, most of these have been genuinely good buys. Ahem.

 

 

Can you come round to my house tonight and tell my wife this so she realises how lucky she is!!

Edited May 2, 2008 by tech_guy

[tech_guy]

Has the WAP been sorted out in the cafe yet?

 

Nope I'm doing that Tuesday morning.

[elsiegee40]

I got the kitchen refitted on the back of an unauthorised very large TV/sky purchase just before the last world cup

 

I was a * tiny * bit irritated that planned expenditure had gone on the back burner!

[Elky]

Pah. If I want something I'll buy it - its my money and I've earnt it! Same for her - if she wants something then thats up to her, I wouldnt interfere!

 

But then we aren't married, just living together so I guess I cant really talk!

[tech_guy]

What are Norks?

[torledo]

What are Norks?

 

tits ?

 

who is that in the photo ?....i can't be bothered to go through the whole thread to check

[tech_guy]

That's me you numpty...

 

:-)

[Gatt]

Hmm

 

You have a box file with Quee.....

 

Queen?

Queer?

 

[torledo]

Is that an arial sharon calendar on the wall ?

 

Or is it a jewish political figures of the 20th century calendar ...

 

either way you need to replace that with a calendar full of norks next year

Edited May 2, 2008 by torledo

[webman]

Queequeg!

[tech_guy]

Out of shot, above my head is a Girls Aloud calendar....

[john]

Queen Ethelbergers School perhaps? Will go with the Chetwynd school one next to it

[SteveB_NI]

Oooh and don't forget the dentist 21/07/08:)

 

Appointment booked already and its over 3 months away? Crazy! Are the waiting times really that bad over in the mainland?!