ICTDirect_Dave Posted December 4, 2018 Author Posted December 4, 2018 They are not children... they are MONSTERS! [ATTACH=CONFIG]51298[/ATTACH] (don't know how to make the image not be tiny... click on it instead) Cracking Job!!! 2
ICTDirect_Dave Posted December 5, 2018 Author Posted December 5, 2018 So the inter-departmental football rivalries here appear to have spilled over into this thread. This morning I have submissions from Mustafa, another Man Utd-supporting lad who felt that John needed a change of career. http://www.ict-direct.co.uk/media/edugeek/JohnVanP.JPG http://www.ict-direct.co.uk/media/edugeek/johnpersie.png We need someone to distract the thread before it gets out of hand. I dunno Brexit or something should do the job 2
ICTDirect_Dave Posted December 7, 2018 Author Posted December 7, 2018 Final call for today's draw guys! I've let you have a break this week, but it's time you picked it up again 2
Popular Post bald_pig Posted December 7, 2018 Popular Post Posted December 7, 2018 Quick one for you: 5
ICTDirect_Dave Posted December 7, 2018 Author Posted December 7, 2018 Quick one for you: [ATTACH=CONFIG]51385[/ATTACH] I love it!!!
DrBeaker Posted December 9, 2018 Posted December 9, 2018 (edited) RM Ecoquiet 965, Core 2 Duo 1.8GHz, 4GB RAM, 80GB HDD. Getting on with more years of service than the USS Enterprise. Whose Computer is that? I think I know.Its owner is quite sad though. He was cross like a dark potato. I watch him number-crunch and wait. I cry WHY ARE YOU SO SLOW. He gives his Computer a shake And it screams I've made a bad mistake. The only other sound's the break, Of distant waves and birds awake. The Computer is slow, like a sloth and deep,But he has educational IT support promises to keep, Tormented with nightmares he never sleeps. Revenge is a promise a new computer should keep. Edited December 9, 2018 by DrBeaker 2
DJ-1701 Posted December 10, 2018 Posted December 10, 2018 Ok, I will ask because others have off thread, but haven't posted here... 'Who won last week?' *Waits for QI style klaxons to go off.* 2
Katy Posted December 10, 2018 Posted December 10, 2018 Ok, I will ask because others have off thread, but haven't posted here... 'Who won last week?' *Waits for QI style klaxons to go off.* Sorry did nobody post? I won. 4
DJ-1701 Posted December 10, 2018 Posted December 10, 2018 Ok, I will ask because others have off thread, but haven't posted here... 'Who won last week?' *Waits for QI style klaxons to go off.* Sorry did nobody post? I won. Congratulations! What did you win? What are they sending you? 1
DalekSec Posted December 10, 2018 Posted December 10, 2018 Congratulations! What did you win? What are they sending you? On a food tasteing course! 2
Katy Posted December 10, 2018 Posted December 10, 2018 Congratulations! What did you win? What are they sending you? 25 brand new 8th gen i5/8GB RAM/256GB SSD PCs with 24" monitors! It's amazing! THANKYOU ICT DIRECT!!!! 2
ICTDirect_Dave Posted December 11, 2018 Author Posted December 11, 2018 Once again, I was too busy to do a draw last week. I shall try and do so today. Who knew, this work lark could get in the way of having fun? 2
bald_pig Posted December 11, 2018 Posted December 11, 2018 Once again, I was too busy to do a draw last week. I shall try and do so today. Who knew, this work lark could get in the way of having fun? I think you're missing the point. For you, this is work! We'll be discussing this at your performance review 3
ICTDirect_Dave Posted December 11, 2018 Author Posted December 11, 2018 I think you're missing the point. For you, this is work! We'll be discussing this at your performance review Unfortunately. Since we don't have a head of colouring in for events such as this, I have to juggle it with quotes, orders, support and website stuff too 1
DJ-1701 Posted December 11, 2018 Posted December 11, 2018 Can I apply for head of colouring in? I must warn you I don't stay within the lines.
mikeprice Posted December 11, 2018 Posted December 11, 2018 Can I apply for head of colouring in? I must warn you I don't stay within the lines. Isn't that - coincidentally - also the way you drive???? sorry - too tempting 2
DJ-1701 Posted December 11, 2018 Posted December 11, 2018 Isn't that - coincidentally - also the way you drive???? You hit one small ship called the Titanic and everyone is a critic...
ICTDirect_Dave Posted December 11, 2018 Author Posted December 11, 2018 You hit one small ship called the Titanic and everyone is a critic... You drive an iceberg? 3
mikeprice Posted December 11, 2018 Posted December 11, 2018 You hit one small ship called the Titanic and everyone is a critic... I don't think that is ACTUALLY true - it was an iceburg not a Tardis (unless you have fixed the chameleon circuits of course) I - however - can factually mention that I once crashed a boat in the Royal Yacht Britannia - on the starboard bow to be precise Clearly I was executed for High Treason that last bit MAY not be true) 1
mikeprice Posted December 11, 2018 Posted December 11, 2018 Ok - forgot about that - but I still think my near sinking of the Royal Yacht in real life is better this answer MAY include slight exaggeration
hallb15 Posted December 11, 2018 Posted December 11, 2018 I didn't make this - just thought it was appropriate...
EliteCommander Posted December 11, 2018 Posted December 11, 2018 Could you please post the link for this, youtube nocookie inline videos don't work for me and I can't see the source for some reason. Thanks.
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