Things you haven't said/thought in quite some time...

[Nixon77]

"No one is going to buy one of those iPads, imagine walking around with it in your hand, your look like a twit"

[unixman_again]

"I received an AOL CD in the morning post."

[mavhc]

"That's a good gui design" (poor RISC OS, spoiling me)

 

"Get off the internet, I need to use the phone" (ok, that was said to me)

 

"Can you help me carry this monitor" (finally we have 0 CRTs in school)

[AJWhite1970]

Be careful plugging that mouse/keyboard in or you will bend the pins in the ps2 connector.

 

I need a new ribbon for the printer

 

Anyone know where my QEMM boot disk is?

 

80mb HDD? Why on earth would you need something that large?

[HarryMonkey]

Can someone load another pool tape please?

[elsiegee40]

1 Gig of RAM will be more than enough!

[googlemad]

Capital Budget Meeting : "We'll put Room X on hold until next year"

 

Capital Budget Meeting Next Year : "We'll have to make Room X last another year"

 

Capital Budget Meeting Several Years Later : "People are complaining about Room X, maybe we should upgrade it"

[Lonix]

"Don't worry sir, I remember my password"

 

"Thank you"

 

"Please"

 

"We need some more paper for our dot matrix"

 

"No rush"

[Lonix]

1 Gig of RAM will be more than enough!

 

"We may have to consider doubling the RAM from 128 to 256".

"Windows NT"

 

"We don't need wireless"

 

"People won't have internet access at home"

[jinnantonnixx]

"Look how big phones used to be."

 

 

 

"Get off the internet - I need to make a call."

Edited November 29, 2016 by jinnantonnixx

[rad]

Its going to take an hour to download

[sted]

1 Gig of RAM will be more than enough!

we dont foresee anyone ever needing more than 640k

 

please insert disk 15

 

when you hear this sound *beep* please turn the cassette over

[elsiegee40]

What's a Terrabyte?

[sted]

What's a Terrabyte?

what a scared kid does to their hand lol

[3s-gtech]

'My new computer is really fast, thanks!'

'We love $web_app_developed_inhouse, great work!'

'The wifi is great!'

[Zourous]

Going way back...

 

Don't forget to park the disk.

 

You'll need to edit the autoexec.bat and the config.sys

[steve]

"Has anyone seen the laplink cables?"

 

"Plug the joystick into the sound card"

 

"How do you span the pkzip file over more than one floppy?"

 

"8.3 naming is far better than this long file name rubbish"

[Guest MD5T]

I love you photocopier

[DalekSec]

'Liverpool have won the top tier of english football'

'Why would i need a smartphone?'

'AMD have made a better CPU(or GPU) than Intel!'

'Here is a complete list of everything i need setup for next months presentation, i thought i would do it in advance to save you last minute problems'

'I have brought my VGA to thunderbolt connector'

'Wow Season 2 of Rick and Morty was amazing i can't wait till Season 3' (Feels like a life time till season 3, this can also be amended to Firefly(not the VLE))

[SpuffMonkey]

Do you think a 386 chip will be powerful enough to run a server for 25 staff? (it was)

[DJ-1701]

'Computer, end program.'

 

...Oh sorry, wrong time frame.

[korifugi]

'Computer, end program.'

 

...Oh sorry, wrong time frame.

 

You're not the only time traveller to make that mistake...

[crispybits]

Brilliant - a new Metallica album!

[DalekSec]

'I need to buy a CD drive for my gaming PC otherwise how will i install my games?'

'I don't want to download games i like the case they come in' (I still do this for WoW actually)

[jinnantonnixx]

"Another AOL floppy disk! That's just what I needed."

 

(Whippers and/or snappers might have to research that one)

Edited November 30, 2016 by jinnantonnixx