[news] Scientists Send Wireless Data Through Pork Loin

[JJonas]

I would like to nominate this for out there IT story of the month!

 

Researchers have fired a wireless data signal through a pork loin and beef liver at speeds fast enough to transmit HD video.

 

The new transmission technique has been dubbed "meat-comms" and could make it easier for doctors to interact with wireless medical devices implanted in our bodies.

[DJ-1701]

First I thought this might be a porkie, but now I believe it meats new medical requirements. My condiments for a meaty story.

[DJ-1701]

In case anyone wants a butchers... Scientists Send Wireless Data Through Pork Loin

[sparkeh]

"You could stream Netflix through the pork loin."

But it would hog all the bandwidth

[DJ-1701]

I was surprised it involved radio waves and not... microwaves.

[DavePa]

I'd buy a steak in that company

[DJ-1701]

I'd buy a steak in that company

 

I'll glaze over that one...

[DalekSec]

The puns in this thread are beyond saving....

[DJ-1701]

The puns in this thread are beyond saving....

 

We can just put them in the deep freeze. Thaw-t you would you know that.

[DalekSec]

We can just put them in the deep freeze. Thaw-t you would you know that.

 

God dammit Davidson!! One of these days, bam right to the moon!

[sparkeh]

The puns in this thread are beyond saving....

Keep your snout out of it.

[DJ-1701]

God dammit Davidson!! One of these days, bam right to the moon!

 

Well... can't say I wasn't expecting a roasting...

[DavePa]

Keep your snout out of it.

 

Indeed, somebody is making a right pig's ear of it!

[andyturpie]

SPAM! :D

[Boredguy]

God dammit Davidson!! One of these days, bam right to the moon!

I've sent him out of the office as punishment

[HarryMonkey]

I suspect that the minute it all goes wrong someone will get the chop.

[DJ-1701]

I suspect that the minute it all goes wrong someone will get the chop.

 

Na, I think they will get off the (meat) hook, after chewing the fat.

[sparkeh]

This thread is such a boar.

[DJ-1701]

This thread is such a boar.

 

Really? I thought it was crackling!

[Boredguy]

Really? I thought it was crackling!

 

Free to a good home, 1 technician with bad taste in puns. Does pay his own way.

[sparkeh]

Really? I thought it was crackling!

You're right, I'm being a swine, this thread is a gilt edge chance for puns, sow carry on.

[DJ-1701]

Free to a good home, 1 technician with bad taste in puns. Does pay his own way.

 

I know you are boar-d of the puns, and you don't like pork, but I don't know what's your beef.

[sparkeh]

You're right, I'm being a swine, this thread is a gilt edge chance for puns, sow carry on.

Sorry that was a ham fisted attempt.

[Tesla]

Oink!

 

(I'm not very good at puns)

[DJ-1701]

Oink!

 

(I'm not very good at puns)

 

Looks like you made a real pigs ear out of it.