[joke] The Dad Jokes Thread

[HarryMonkey]

Not sure if this is the right place but never mind.

 

[HarryMonkey]

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[HarryMonkey]

 

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[6Foot2]

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Aren't they quieter? Better for sleepy androids.

 

[mikeprice]

 

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[mikeprice]

WHoever sold this iPad to my wife

I hope you are proud of yourself!!

 

 

 

Still - based on some posts on this site - might be more use in school than a more normal one!!!

[6Foot2]

Link:

[Picture Post]

 

[HarryMonkey]

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[mikeprice]

 

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[6Foot2]

Link: https://x.com/quantick/status/1793288950515208537

 

 

[6Foot2]

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[6Foot2]

Found a chippy that serves fish and chips on photocopier paper.

 

It's a little plaice on the A4.

[mikeprice]

Found a chippy that serves fish and chips on photocopier paper.

 

It's a little plaice on the A4.

 

I know of a photocopier that has some chips in it

[dcwhitworth]

I've always been sceptical about conspiracy theories, but I've been presented with a very compelling argument proving the world is, in fact, flat.

 

It's almost 70% uncarbonated water.

[smurfomatic]

The swordfish has few predators in the wild.

 

Except for the rare penfish, which is said to be mightier.

[Jawloms]

Someone told me to use manure for better strawberries.

 

Didn't like it, I'm sticking with whipped cream.

[mikeprice]

 

 

 

and, of course, semi-colons

[HarryMonkey]

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[smurfomatic]

Chaffinches

 

[6Foot2]

Chaffinches

 

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*Chafffoot, maybe?

 

[HarryMonkey]

 

This is wrong on so many levels.

[smurfomatic]

Just heard someone on the radio describe a cold day as "Motown weather."

 

Three degrees, four tops.

[mikeprice]

Just heard someone on the radio describe a cold day as "Motown weather."

 

Three degrees, four tops.

 

My car going Bingly bing when it detects a temperature of 3 Degrees

 

When it does I sing (badly) "When will I see you again"

 

no one has hit me yet

 

 

probably becuase they have their hands over their ears - to keep them warm I assume

[6Foot2]

What do you call a spider with ten eyes?

 

A Spiiiiiiiiiider.

[HarryMonkey]

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