mdrabble Posted April 21, 2016 Posted April 21, 2016 That resolution is clearly out of range for now but in the future it may be achievable 1
sparkeh Posted April 21, 2016 Posted April 21, 2016 How's your new year's resolution going? I heard it was 4096 by 2160. That statement is unsupported. 1
DJ-1701 Posted April 22, 2016 Posted April 22, 2016 I was asking myself... why is Peter Pan always flying? The answer of course is quite obvious... he... Neverlands...
6Foot2 Posted April 23, 2016 Author Posted April 23, 2016 I was asking myself... why is Peter Pan always flying? The answer of course is quite obvious... he... Neverlands... Speaking of that Peter will never win a fight because his punches never land either. 1
DJ-1701 Posted April 23, 2016 Posted April 23, 2016 Speaking of that Peter will never win a fight because his punches never land either. Peter Pan puns are great, just like him, they never grow old. 1
DJ-1701 Posted April 23, 2016 Posted April 23, 2016 I prefer to build my own PCs, but this time I went with a ready maid PC... http://www.psdeluxe.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/creative_pc/pc_design_the_maid_pc.jpg
6Foot2 Posted April 24, 2016 Author Posted April 24, 2016 I tried the new U2 Sat Nav. Don't buy it. The streets have no names and I still haven't found what I'm looking for. 1
sparkeh Posted April 25, 2016 Posted April 25, 2016 I tried the new U2 Sat Nav. Don't buy it. The streets have no names and I still haven't found what I'm looking for. U2 asked me to help publicise them for free, but I don't do pro bono work. 1
korifugi Posted April 25, 2016 Posted April 25, 2016 I tried the new U2 Sat Nav. Don't buy it. The streets have no names and I still haven't found what I'm looking for. The surrounding landscape fusses with them - try Elevation 1
mikeprice Posted April 25, 2016 Posted April 25, 2016 I tried the new U2 Sat Nav. Don't buy it. The streets have no names and I still haven't found what I'm looking for. I tried that - set off on Thursday and didn't get there until Sunday Bloody Sunday 1
DJ-1701 Posted April 25, 2016 Posted April 25, 2016 I attached all my watches together to make a belt... it was a waist of time... How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles. I'm not a fan of Russian dolls... I find they are usually full of themselves... You know what... whiteboards are remarkable!
DJ-1701 Posted April 28, 2016 Posted April 28, 2016 Just found some wooden shoes in the sink. Dam... clogged again... 1
DJ-1701 Posted April 29, 2016 Posted April 29, 2016 I don't believe @SovietRussia is a soviet... the username has uppercase letters and as we all know, soviets hate Capitalism. 2
6Foot2 Posted May 6, 2016 Author Posted May 6, 2016 This bloke said to me: ‘I’m going to attack you with the neck of a guitar.’ I said: ‘Is that a fret?’ Tim Vine.
DJ-1701 Posted May 6, 2016 Posted May 6, 2016 Did you know there is a GCSE Honey Farming course? I got a B in it...
DJ-1701 Posted May 6, 2016 Posted May 6, 2016 My girlfriend says she needs time and distance... is she calculating velocity?
6Foot2 Posted May 8, 2016 Author Posted May 8, 2016 I otter get that, but I don't... By way of clarification (can't tell if the above comment is in jest or in earnest. Sorry if it is in jest) 1
DJ-1701 Posted May 8, 2016 Posted May 8, 2016 By way of clarification (can't tell if the above comment is in jest or in earnest. Sorry if it is in jest) No, no, even though I used a pun I didn't get it. Thanks for the clarification... Hello from the Otter Slide. XD
jdoyle Posted May 9, 2016 Posted May 9, 2016 Did you know there is a GCSE Honey Farming course? I got a B in it... I did GCSE Astronomy. Got A*. Obviously, could only study at night and on Sundays. 1
korifugi Posted May 11, 2016 Posted May 11, 2016 Why did Harry Potter have difficulty telling the difference between his cooking pot & best friend? They're both cauldron. 2
elsiegee40 Posted May 11, 2016 Posted May 11, 2016 Why did Harry Potter have difficulty telling the difference between his cooking pot & best friend? They're both cauldron. So bad it needs to be in the Dad Jokes thread I think! 2
korifugi Posted May 11, 2016 Posted May 11, 2016 So bad it needs to be in the Dad Jokes thread I think! Uh oh - sounds Sirius 3
DJ-1701 Posted May 11, 2016 Posted May 11, 2016 Uh oh - sounds Sirius I am serious, and stop calling me Shirley... Oh sorry, wrong film.
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