LoyalHeretic Posted February 11, 2015 Posted February 11, 2015 +++Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++ +++Error At Address: 14, Treacle Mine Road, Ankh-Morpork+++ ++?????++ Out of Cheese Error. Redo From Start. 1
Tesla Posted February 11, 2015 Posted February 11, 2015 Error: 9008 [user is at fault ... again] That should be error #1 1
sister_annex Posted February 11, 2015 Posted February 11, 2015 Ah... I believe you have discovered the error between the chair and keyboard You are having a 6Ps problem, please try again
JB7 Posted February 11, 2015 Posted February 11, 2015 That should be error #1 Very true, but it was a subtle dig at calling them a noob (9008)
NikChillin Posted February 11, 2015 Posted February 11, 2015 It is a PICNIC problem, Problem In Chair. Not In Computer! 1
elsiegee40 Posted February 11, 2015 Posted February 11, 2015 PICNIC * let them work out what it stands for *
spadam Posted February 11, 2015 Author Posted February 11, 2015 Thanks for all the suggestions, I knew this was the right place to ask! I've made some good progress on the development today.. Should be ready sometime after half term all being well...
X-13 Posted February 11, 2015 Posted February 11, 2015 Thanks for all the suggestions, I knew this was the right place to ask! I've made some good progress on the development today.. Should be ready sometime after half term all being well... Is this text or speech? Also add "Identity verification successful. Auto-destruct sequence initiated." to the list.
fairm010 Posted February 11, 2015 Posted February 11, 2015 PLEASE include something similar to this! Please drink a verification can. - Imgur
spadam Posted February 11, 2015 Author Posted February 11, 2015 Is this text or speech? Both.. I've gotten a bit carried away with it today, no doubt spurred on by the quantity of ideas
fairm010 Posted February 11, 2015 Posted February 11, 2015 (edited) Jokes aside. is this designed to be a joke or a serious bot? If it's a joke, this is my April fools sorted. Edited February 11, 2015 by fairm010
LiamH Posted February 11, 2015 Posted February 11, 2015 ID-10-T error please boot user device status changed to FUBAR, good luck! 2
spadam Posted February 11, 2015 Author Posted February 11, 2015 Jokes aside. is this designed to be a joke or a serious bot? If it's a joke, this is my April fools sorted. Obviously this will just be a joke I have neither the skill or the time to write anything that could actually be any real use to anyone However... I'm already highly confident that it will be more useful than a couple of the teachers here at resolving anything technical once I'm gone.. 1
fairm010 Posted February 11, 2015 Posted February 11, 2015 This will be the best April 1st since I turned our HAP installation upside down!
Oaktech Posted February 12, 2015 Posted February 12, 2015 Its the weekend, go pick your cold child up from the school car park and mark a few books at home. You jest, but our computer management software used to flash up a custom message on the 9pm shutdown attempt for the Head's PC that said "Dear . Work/Life balance. Please go home, your grand children will be pleased to see you." Also, follow this:
spadam Posted February 26, 2015 Author Posted February 26, 2015 (edited) Well.. Did some playing with this over the half term and bits in my spare time and this is what I've got... It's not going to be winning any Turing prizes anytime soon but should be good enough for a bit of fun when I leave... I kept the responses light hearted I think so as not to offend anyone.. There's people here who I quite like and will still want to keep in touch with when I leave. Only had the one interview offer so far so may well be here for a while yet though. For anyone else wanting to use this feel free to modify however you see fit and share back if you wish. I also welcome any feedback on my coding to help me improve.. I'm pretty much self taught with Javascript but am aware I still have a long way to go. https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B6-S15THQtxib2RMQi1oNzk4cUU&usp=sharing Edited February 26, 2015 by spadam 4
DalekSec Posted February 26, 2015 Posted February 26, 2015 mine doesn't seem to work, its got all the text but when I click send nothing happens.....
spadam Posted February 26, 2015 Author Posted February 26, 2015 What browser are you using.. I've tested on Chrome and IE11 but should work on 9+..
spadam Posted February 26, 2015 Author Posted February 26, 2015 If it IE and running locally you need to make sure its not running in compatibility mode.. Spent a long time working that out already
3s-gtech Posted February 26, 2015 Posted February 26, 2015 Genius. That should field about 50% of our support calls quite effectively, especially from some staff.
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