lasercat Posted September 30, 2014 Posted September 30, 2014 (edited) Behold, the CLAW. (Caps for shouty-ness, not acronym-ness, although suggestions of backronyms will be considered.) Fashioned from a fork, a bunch of cable ties, and the mounting strip from an old Smartboard, this feat of IT office junk engineering has proved to be a versatile tool for many common IT related tasks, such as - retrieving keys from the backs of radiators, ceiling tile prodding, and back scratching. It also doubles as a fine deterrent of our less desirable support desk customers - Edited October 3, 2014 by ZeroHour 2
lasercat Posted September 30, 2014 Posted September 30, 2014 I was torn at which massive tool to submit, but seeing as none of the Teachers would let me take a photo of them I'm out of luck. Very good.
GREED Posted September 30, 2014 Posted September 30, 2014 (edited) My OCD effort (reference previous post) Edited October 3, 2014 by ZeroHour
Chunky Posted October 1, 2014 Posted October 1, 2014 Sarcasm. Fortunately, I don't have to bring it out as often as I used to.
Domino Posted October 1, 2014 Posted October 1, 2014 Behold, the CLAW. "Customer Liaison Asset/Weapon" 1
gtg93 Posted October 2, 2014 Posted October 2, 2014 (edited) This is my favourite and most used tool: It can fix many issues, although not many of them technical or computer related. It's a difficult concept to handle, but basically what you do is put it in a cup, and pour boiling water over the top, leave it to sit for a couple of minutes before adding a small amount of milk and drinking. I call it a teabag - Trust me, it works. Edited October 2, 2014 by gtg93 Fixed img 1
sparkeh Posted October 2, 2014 Posted October 2, 2014 This is my favourite and most used tool: [ATTACH=CONFIG]26736[/ATTACH] It can fix many issues, although not many of them technical or computer related. It's a difficult concept to handle, but basically what you do is put it in a cup, and pour boiling water over the top, leave it to sit for a couple of minutes before adding a small amount of milk and drinking. I call it a teabag - Trust me, it works. Haha, from the thumbnail I thought it was a baggie of something very different
mikeyw Posted October 3, 2014 Posted October 3, 2014 just our 16ounc bacho hammer. I would take a picture but it has gone missing! depending on how intensive the job is i sometimes might require the bigger sledge hammer from the caretakers. (They wont let me keep it)
Dos_Box Posted October 3, 2014 Author Posted October 3, 2014 Just a heads-up. The closing time for this weeks entries is 2pm (GMT) this afternoon adn we'll announce the winners at 4pm. So get your entries in if you want a chance of winning!
featured_spectre Posted October 3, 2014 Posted October 3, 2014 Do we have to photograph it? As some of my stuff is locked away (Axe, Sledge Hammer, lighter fluid). If yes then I wont be able to photograph all of it.
sparkeh Posted October 3, 2014 Posted October 3, 2014 (edited) On a more serious note than my last post, the most useful tool I have is this and can be used for most jobs: EDIT: Should be a picture of my Swiss Army Knife here but its not showing for some reason?? If anything needs cutting, sawing, filing, opening, tweezering or carrying then this is just the job. Also its great for those quiet periods when I can open a beer/wine and kick back and file my nails. Edited October 3, 2014 by ZeroHour
Dos_Box Posted October 3, 2014 Author Posted October 3, 2014 Do we have to photograph it? As some of my stuff is locked away (Axe, Sledge Hammer, lighter fluid). If yes then I wont be able to photograph all of it. Photo would be better or else how do we know you actually have it at work? You could say you have an IT ninja kangeroo, but without pics we'll have to call your bluff!
Joanne Posted October 3, 2014 Posted October 3, 2014 might take my phone into the gym to check the results!! I finish at 3:30
Andrew_C Posted October 3, 2014 Posted October 3, 2014 I looked back to my post to find only one pic. Then did a refresh and three turned up, another refresh and one went away again. Is something borked?
Dos_Box Posted October 3, 2014 Author Posted October 3, 2014 I looked back to my post to find only one pic. Then did a refresh and three turned up, another refresh and one went away again. Is something borked? I see what you mean. We'll have to get @ZeroHour to check it out.
tmcd35 Posted October 3, 2014 Posted October 3, 2014 (edited) Okay, not a photograph, I grabbed this from the interwebs, but I can't believe it hasn't been posted already! By far the most important tool in the office (next to the kettle - literately): Edited October 3, 2014 by ZeroHour
ellsandell Posted October 3, 2014 Posted October 3, 2014 (edited) We purchased a new office productivity tool this week... Edited October 3, 2014 by ZeroHour
sparkeh Posted October 3, 2014 Posted October 3, 2014 (edited) I see what you mean. We'll have to get @ZeroHour to check it out. @Dos_Box I opened a thread on it as my pics are not showing: http://www.edugeek.net/forums/edugeek-net-site-problems/143107-images-not-showing-post.html Edited October 3, 2014 by ZeroHour
Irazmus Posted October 3, 2014 Posted October 3, 2014 (edited) Our more unusual tools include: A Dremel A three computer music system to drown out the pupils MPD running on my desktop A custom front end on my Joggler (below the centre screen), for easy control A RaspberryPi with a reed switch above the door to pause the music whenever anyone enters the office - Can't have the head walking in while we have pirate metal (among other things) playing, now can we [*]An X-Keys for my most used commands (and the school's stupidly long domain name) [*]A stress relieving pig [*]A custom made, raspberryPi powered, STONITH device for our Xen cluster - as we're too cheap to buy a switched PDU [*]An XBOX for those quiet moments we never seem to get One of these days I'll get around to adding a mini fridge too. The XBOX screen doubles as our monitoring system display when not in use for its primary purpose. STONITH Edited October 3, 2014 by ZeroHour
sonofsanta Posted October 3, 2014 Posted October 3, 2014 Right, time has run too short to do anything clever/funny/take any photos - the joys of implementing a new finance system that was misconfigured by the consultant - so I'm going to have to go with the "plain and serious text that won't win a damn thing but should be said anyway". Most useful thing in my office: my technicians. I think I might be the one in this office who pulls his weight the least and declares "stuff it, that'll do" the most. Without the thorough, conscientous and reliable work of t'others in here, I really wouldn't stand a chance. I've been almost entirely absent this last fortnight as I sort out the mess with the finance system, abandoning all my other duties and my office on a regular basis to prioritise that, and I don't think anyone else in school has even noticed. It's all just carried along as normal, to the remarkable high standard that I get to take credit for. It's a wonder. And not a one of them spends any time idling on here like I do, so I'm just saying it for the sake of saying it, knowing they'll never read it. Here's to teamwork
LeMarchand Posted October 3, 2014 Posted October 3, 2014 (edited) Only boring tools, but here we go. 4 stages. Stage 4 - tool bag that stays in car until needed with all sorts of stuff: Stage 3 - Laptop/lunch/a few small bits and pieces bag: Stage 2 - About my person, utility belt, USB drives etc: Stage 1 - With me at all times: My wit and my brain Edited October 3, 2014 by ZeroHour
featured_spectre Posted October 3, 2014 Posted October 3, 2014 almost everything I use on a daily basis
Dos_Box Posted October 3, 2014 Author Posted October 3, 2014 Thats it! It's now 2pm and the doors are closed for this weeks entries. We should be announcing winner about 4pm.
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