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No different to working 5 storeys up, you're just as dead if you slip!

Have you got another 685 that you could swap the control board with?

I think you've opened a canniwormo's DaveP

I've got a black vinyl disk with a hole in the middle - is this a record?

Trouble is, if you kill them you are depriving the birds of a good meal!

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They are supposed to synchronise their take-off and ours are just launching themselves. Anyne else got them?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2-od4n5Xl0

I'd like to see Tom Daley do it, putting in a few twists and somersaults.

This thread has been an amalgam of bad and very bad puns

Thankfully, I had the wisdom to stay clear of this thread.

I take it there's a reason for an outside company having this information? I'd use Safehouse but that's just a personal thing. It needs to be encrypted along with some sort of disclaimer saying the data should not be removed or transmitted from their site in an unencrypted format.

After a few pints you really won't care.

It's plumbed new depths!

They are doing a deal, by 6 for £500 and get 5 talking point thingies free. Not sure what we will use the talking point things for but I'm sure we will think of something.

Exactly what I was after.

This has been discussed perviously and I wondered if anyone was using a webcam successfully for this. I have £420 Harnessing Tech money to spend today and a lot of staff have asked about visualisers. As I would be lucky to get one for that money, I was thinking about webcams instead.

I had some and I came down with a virus. Ended up with a hacking cought!

I did find a small hole, which might be the cause.

Pretty sure it is the membrane. The class was so noisy that I walked out in the end. I had two missed calls because I hadn't heard the phone. Not prepared to work under those conditions.

I just called Steljes and their techhie said it was probably the controller board, so just about to check it out.

It's a 580. The green light is on. The pen tray lights are working, keyboard, mouse and orient come up when the buttons are pressed but the board doesn't respond to touch. I can't think of anything else I could check, I suppose it could be the lead but I'm goingto have to wait until lunchtime to test that. Anyone any other ideas?

Doesn't work on Y6 kids

I've got some money sitting in PayPal. Think I'll get one MyMemory 32GB SD Card (SDHC) - Class 10 £21.99 - Free Delivery

I got a call after work on my personal mobile from someone trying to sell ink! I was on the loo at the time. I've now said that I don't want my mobile number given out. A few suppliers have it, but they treat it with respect and they get our toner business.