tech_guy

Hmmm, interesting. If he's compiling from Wikipedia, then I wonder if he's ever used some of the edits I've made to various pages over the years? For instance; that I'm the love child of J. F. Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe, that Tony Blair was a member of the Moonies (whilst in office), Sir Isaac Newton invented Candy Floss, and that the Twilight novels won the Nobel Peace Prize for literature in 2011.....

Chavtastic!

After hating then loving and now hating again the Metro interface let's hope MS garner some common sense and allow us to remove it so effectively Windows 8 becomes Windows 7.1......

Whoops - I'm in deep doggy do - just ate a cake that was left in the staffroom - apparently it was someone's prize.....! :-(

Bonus - the world hasn't ended but more importantly I just got a hug and a kiss off the most attractive woman in the school.... :-)

Here's some cheer from all the doom and gloom - if the world does end today then you can take some comfort from the fact knowing everyone you've ever hated will be dead as well

I hope the world does end so I don't have to put up with the carp of Christmas...

I'm banned from writing things on the staff room fridge with the magnet letters....

I bet you any money Mattx has got a Father Xmas onesie......

Now, that's a secret that is....although the shrewd amongst you might be able to guess.

We get the students around here (Cov Uni) wearing them all the time around town. Seen it up in Nottingham as well (where my daughter is at uni).

Can someone please explain to me image #30 of a pedo-Santa leering through a window at some poor crystal-meth addicted child...?!

I've just got my wife a wooden leg for Christmas. It's not her main present, it's just a stocking filler....

And it says a lot about the mindset of people who pose for Christmas photographs holding guns....stupid &"@*&" people.

Things you can get away with saying to your Granny ..only at Christmas time: 1/ I prefer breasts to legs... 2/ Tying the legs together keeps it moist inside... 3/ If i don't undo my trousers I'll burst... 4/ Excellent spread... 5/ I'm in the mood for a little dark meat... 6/ Are you ready for seconds yet...? 7/ It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it...? 8/ Don't play with your meat... 9/ Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.... 10/ Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once...? 11/ I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time.... 12/ How long will it take after you put it in...? 13/ You'll know it's ready when it pops up.... 14/ Just pull the end and wait for the bang.... 15/ That's the biggest bird I've ever had.... 16/ I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning....

I think the all the MPs and the members of the House of Lords should be made to sleep for a week in one of the many homeless hostels run by charities in London for a week. That might bring a few of them to their senses.

A member of staff has an iPhone 4s with T-Mobile. As they use it for work the school contributes to the monthly cost. Yesterday they received a notification that there was a voicemail message waiting. When they accessed it they could hear what sounded like a conversation between two people in an office with a lot of background noise so it appeared to be an accidental misdial. They asked me to have a look at the issue as they had not turned on redirect on the phone, so if the calls were not answered nothing should go to voicemail. Reading up on the T-Mobile site and forums, it looks like T-Mobile doesn't support Visual VoiceMail so you have to ring up to access messages and there is a charge each time. You can turn the service off via the phone and through the VM menu system when you access it. We're just a bit confused as to how they came to get a vm even though the feature was turned off? We're waiting for a response from T-Mobile. Does anyone here have any knowledge or experience of vm problems with iPhones & T-Mobile?

iPADS!

Zombies?

Hi, we use it here and it's been a very useful tool. We had a few issues to begin with but they are all ironed out now. The support is very good. PM if you want more info.

This is what I want: Droid Me

I keep it all in a massive spreadsheet that's password protected and encrypted with multiple copies of it backed up on various devices / computers that only we have access to (i.e. it isn't on any networked devices).

Working okay for us through the Warks proxy. And without

I just stuck Windows 8 on a grumpy colleague's laptop - revenge OS!

You should have ended your post after the word tool....