tech_guy

I still miss my ex-wife, but my aim is improving...

Hi, we're looking to upgrade our interactive whiteboard / projector provision in 19 of our classrooms this summer holiday. The current equipment is five years old and the HT wants it replacing. We need a company to provide and install a new solution. Any recommendations? We'd rather use a company located near to us (North Warwickshire area/Leicestershire border). PM me if you're a company and are interested. Many thanks!

I've been given two free tickets but don't think I can be ar$ed to drive all the way down to see a football match that'll probably end in a riot, either inside or outside the stadium.

BBC News - Surgery 'has growing death risk through the week' Is this the health service's equivalent of the British Car Industry's Friday Afternoon Lemon? "The paper shows people who have their operations on Friday are 44% more likely to die than those who have a procedure on Monday." Eeek.

Anyone here going along to watch tonight?

At a neighbouring school they've had someone fill the hand soap dispensers in the mens toilets with what they think is maple syrup..........

With a mallet...

Please can someone do Hitler rant videos about: *Pronunciation of GIF *The Xbox One *Ofsted Inspections

But Why?

How do you pronounce SQL?

I think I just wet myself.

*BUMP*

Is there anyone on here using Zerographic Systems Ltd? We're looking at moving from our current provider and their proposition is looking good. Many thanks.

Kurger King? Kubway? Koots? Kebenhams? Karks & Kpencer?

We used to have a Cheyenne Smith here - oh dear.

Kassius Klay? Khuck Knorris?

Congratulations, you've just gone full retard. Klay? (sniggers at the stupidity of 'celebrities').

£$"@~)*&!

Arguments aside, does anyone know how much it's going to retail for in £'s?

I believe in God as a belief system, a concept, a set of codes. My God is not your God. No wonder I'm not very popular at my local synagogue....

That kind of building is just using traditional construction methods in the USA. Terrible for the people there - really feel for them. The devastation is just awful.

I have a website to finish for Monday morning

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Now all someone needs to do is set up some kit with a Raspberry Pi that repeatedly dials all the numbers via Skype 24/7 and connects them all to each other.....is that possible?

Lol looks like his website is getting battered - I can't get on it!