mattx Posted November 27, 2012 Author Posted November 27, 2012 Edugeek®: You come for the advice, but stay for the arguments.™ Oh no you don't.
jinnantonnixx Posted November 27, 2012 Posted November 27, 2012 (edited) Oh no you don't. That's not an argument. That's just adopting a contrary position. http://www.montypython.net/scripts/argument.php Edited November 27, 2012 by jinnantonnixx 1
witch Posted November 27, 2012 Posted November 27, 2012 ....aaaaand BREAK Disagreements are fine but please keep it decent whatever you watch whilst eating wotsits, and avoid personal remarks. I celebrate the winter solstice as a pagan, so there..... 1
NikChillin Posted November 27, 2012 Posted November 27, 2012 ....aaaaand BREAK Disagreements are fine but please keep it decent whatever you watch whilst eating wotsits, and avoid personal remarks. I celebrate the winter solstice as a pagan, so there..... Hear Hear! I am looking forward to the two weeks off, NO remoting in, just peace and relaxation.
X-13 Posted November 27, 2012 Posted November 27, 2012 I celebrate the winter solstice as a pagan, so there..... I celebrate Wintereenmass as a gamer, so [press start to begin] 1
localzuk Posted November 27, 2012 Posted November 27, 2012 The thing everyone has forgotten - none of us will get proper peace and quiet, because somewhere, one of our family members will be a new iGadget and call for help in setting it up...
tmcd35 Posted November 27, 2012 Posted November 27, 2012 The thing everyone has forgotten - none of us will get proper peace and quiet, because somewhere, one of our family members will be a new iGadget and call for help in setting it up... Pre-emptive strike! I used the old Jedi mind trick on all family members a couple of years back and they have all been iDevice converts for a long time. That said, I think it's started to wear off. My brothers joined the dark side and bough a Galaxy - though I wouldn't be setting that up either 1
tech_guy Posted November 27, 2012 Posted November 27, 2012 Whenever THIS happens to me I put on my jibbering idiot act and breathe Jack Daniels fumes all over them......
SYNACK Posted November 27, 2012 Posted November 27, 2012 Whenever THIS happens to me I put on my jibbering idiot act and breathe Jack Daniels fumes all over them...... I mythbuster it... turns it over... points to apple logo... 'There's your problem'. Hand back and problem is solved. 2
X-13 Posted November 27, 2012 Posted November 27, 2012 one of our family members will be a new iGadget and call for help in setting it up... Nope. Well, partially nope. The only family I see is my Mum and my Uncle. My uncle is a fellow geek. [And a pretty bad one at that. He blew up a computer trying to overclock it.] So he'll play with tech until it works. My mum has no clue... so if it comes from me, the tech is pre-configured as part of my "make sure this works" testing. [No faffing on Christmas.]
mattx Posted November 27, 2012 Author Posted November 27, 2012 The thing everyone has forgotten - none of us will get proper peace and quiet, because somewhere, one of our family members will be a new iGadget and call for help in setting it up... This is the time I normally end up pretending to be asleep or drunk. Or both.
DMcGuigan Posted November 27, 2012 Posted November 27, 2012 I celebrate Wintereenmass as a gamer, so [press start to begin] This sounds like something I should get in on, hadn't heard of it before now! Our house tends to be a bit frantic around Christmas, there used to be the usual attacking of the parents at 6AM, but now it tends to be the other way around. I have to be dragged out of bed for the present opening ceremony.. may face time in this year. We get to see our grandparents though, which is always nice. There's a big family effort when it comes to Dinner too, everyone gets stuck in and gives a hand. Makes a nice change from most of us attempting to kill each other for various reasons ^^ As for the new iGadget, my sister is getting a iPhone for her 18th (Boxing Day) from the parents, and a laptop from me for Christmas. I may have my work cut out for me.
hardtailstar Posted November 27, 2012 Posted November 27, 2012 (edited) im just getting a dvd of some sorts. My family isnt one to give big gifts at Christmas, As they are Christians its more about the real meaning for them. Presents are just an add on. But my nan is coming down so this year could be different Edited November 27, 2012 by hardtailstar
Popular Post Gonk Posted November 27, 2012 Popular Post Posted November 27, 2012 A long, long ago... I had a six month old cousin died on Christmas morning. She had been perfectly healthy and had even received her first ever present. She was went to sleep and never woke up. Her death was attributed to SIDS (Sudden infant death syndrome - NHS Choices). After that, Christmas lost its charm and for me it was just another day. Here I am twenty years later and I have an 8 month old daughter of my own. Every day I stop outside her room in the mornings and listen to her breathing (she has a laryngeal stridor, so she makes funny noises which to be fair can be hilarious) and I know its silly but it keeps me happy. So for the first time in a long while I'm looking forward to Christmas. Luckily, it turns out that Olivia loves Christmas lights and shiney shiney things so I'm looking forward making an effort to dress the house to make it special for her and Anna (my wife, who loves Christmas and yes it has been difficult because I wasn't that bothered about Christmas). Some times i thknk we lose sight of what's important. If you don't like Christmas, you don't like Christmas and conversely if you love it, you love it. At the end of the day, do what makes you and yours happy, not what makes everyone else happy. Ross 6
Little-Miss Posted November 27, 2012 Posted November 27, 2012 (edited) seriously @mattx....look what you've done...this is bloody hilarious you miserable to****! Miss ya! lol x Edited November 27, 2012 by Little-Miss
mac_shinobi Posted November 27, 2012 Posted November 27, 2012 I mythbuster it... turns it over... points to apple logo... 'There's your problem'. Hand back and problem is solved. I I.T Crowd it --> Turns it over --> looks at the bottom and points to the 'Made in Britain' ...... There's your problem. Hand's it back , no more problem
tech_guy Posted November 27, 2012 Posted November 27, 2012 Hey, not long to go then we can all argue about Easter.......
mattx Posted November 27, 2012 Author Posted November 27, 2012 seriously @mattx....look what you've done...this is bloody hilarious you miserable to****! Miss ya! lol x [ATTACH=CONFIG]16059[/ATTACH] Hey, all I do is light the blue touch paper...... :-)
Andrew_C Posted November 27, 2012 Posted November 27, 2012 Humbug... But I'm going to have to pretend to enjoy it as my new wife has two under ten, and a 14yr old. Still, enough wiskey, and the cats climbing the tree, and I could find something to laugh about!
DT2 Posted November 27, 2012 Posted November 27, 2012 (edited) Well, the inlaws have disappeared 1500km west to Ontario, so that's problem number 1 solved (TFFT). The rest of my family are back in the UK, so christmas this year will be very different for us all. The kids aren't getting much this christmas, no I'm not being a tight git, I want them to learn what real family time is, and that it is more valuable than any gift. I've lost a number of family members around this time of year, and only last week lost my nephew, but you have to put that to rest and enjoy what you have. I am looking forward to christmas, and that's the first time I've said that in many years. I'll miss my family back home, but we're skyping the grandparents xmas morning and after that we are on radio silence. Just us, the snow, and some good whiskey..... Well, I'll enjoy the whiskey anyway. And if the inlaws try to spoil it, it'll be a shovel and two dinks.... one across the head, and one as I break the soil Edited November 27, 2012 by DT2
witch Posted November 27, 2012 Posted November 27, 2012 Oh but @mattx....I was relying on you for some book ideas for mrwITch this year - you always do so well. But I will be giving them to him for Christmas so you might not want to help, given your feelings about that occasion
featured_spectre Posted November 27, 2012 Posted November 27, 2012 Patrick Robinson - Any of the books with Admiral Arnold Morgan (Starting from Nimitz Class and ending with Too The Death)...very good series of books...not all reliant on the previous for the story line, but it does help. < If your man enjoys gritty military fiction. 1
mattx Posted November 27, 2012 Author Posted November 27, 2012 Oh but @mattx....I was relying on you for some book ideas for mrwITch this year - you always do so well. But I will be giving them to him for Christmas so you might not want to help, given your feelings about that occasion I'll get ready my suggestions....don't worry..... :-)
SYNACK Posted November 28, 2012 Posted November 28, 2012 I I.T Crowd it --> Turns it over --> looks at the bottom and points to the 'Made in Britain' ...... There's your problem. Hand's it back , no more problem Don't you only need to check for that if it is already on fire??
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