Jokes

[wesleyw]

Okay after going to a website they had a 101 things you wouldn't want to hear your sysadmin say how about your network manager:

 

I'll start!

 

1). Erm..? That shouldn't have happened!

 

2). ..An RM cc3 system locked in for 5 years at 8k a year? Sounds good! (I know this will annoy a few people sorry)

 

Others?

 

 

Wes

[webman]

3) Backups? What backups...? 8O

[ChrisC]

4) Licensing?

 

Chris

[webman]

Which one's the power button again?

[ChrisC]

Oh, they have the internet on computers now!

 

Chris

[Halfmad]

7 - Don't worry I've got backup copies, I've sold the original Vista disks at the sunday market in town.

[acrobson]

8) Network - What network?

[acrobson]

10. Permissions? - What Permissions?

[mrforgetful]

I am typing it correctly, I'm telling you it's the system that's forgotten my password.

[acrobson]

The server is complaing the user is running slow!

[tom_newton]

11. 10base2 should work just fine....

[webman]

"640k should be enough for anybody!"

 

Oh dear god I'm turning into callumtucky

[_Bat_]

What is Edugeek?

[_Bat_]

9 - Hold on I'll phone my mother, she'll know!

 

She might you know! I think we have at least two mothers who are regulars on this forum

[_Bat_]

Just looked at the list that was mentioned...

 

"I don't care what he says, I'm not having it on my network"

 

Hmm, how many people here are guilty of that?

[alexknight]

So, do i get any holidays or time off with this job :?:

[webman]

Yes, my email address is http:/[email protected]

[Joedetic]

So, you've been a door to door, door sales man for all your life and you've got no qualifications or experience....you're hired!!!

[crc-ict]

No-one needed that folder called 'Reports 2007' did they?

 

[_Bat_]

I think a simple "Oh &^%$" gets it across pretty well

[bandgeekmafia78]

"all the data has gone missing from my home directory...."

 

"when did you discover this had happened?"

 

"a few months ago - any chance we've got a backup???"

 

eerm....no.

[StewartKnight]

NO NO NO the voices in my head have returned!!

[Guest kerrymoralee9280]

"Which ones the any key? TAB...... Hmmmm, I think I'll have a tab...... Where does this thing dispense?"

[t_guest]

"640k should be enough for anybody!"

 

Oh dear god I'm turning into callumtucky

 

hehehe shut up webman

[davyboi]

of course the techinicians wont mind looking at you home pc just bring it in!