Extracting the urine may commence - hint: Apple

[mattx]

Extracting the urine may commence.....

[triggmiester]

What about? the shirt or the haircut?

[mattx]

What about? the shirt or the haircut?

 

Shirt from a charity shop & the hair cut for a bet.

[Mcshammer_dj]

What about? the shirt or the haircut?

 

Agree

 

Urine extraction can only commense when we we know what we are extracting for.

could be ridiculous mac book pro!! or the ninties stereo in the background

[Dos_Box]

Nice. I've now got a face. All I need is an address to send the heavies too!

[Mcshammer_dj]

Could be someone still using that ancient Nokia Mobile on the desk.

[mattx]

Shame it won't connect to the wireless network - just keeps timing out.

All I am doing is installing Final Cut Studio - then its going straight back to the owner.....

[mattx]

Could be someone still using that ancient Nokia Mobile on the desk.

 

Almost - it's a BT phone - [ Diverse 5250 ]

[SYNACK]

I'm suprised your not wearing gloves, it is a Mac after all I've never managed to get a mac to connect to a wireless network with anything more sophisticated than WPA-PSK, anything above that level has always been misidentified or dropped without an error message.

[tech_guy]

Argggghhh, you're now unclean! Unclean, I tell you!

[NikChillin]

That's an odd shaped card pinned to your shelf.... and a very irritating avitar I might add!

[mattx]

That's an odd shaped card pinned to your shelf.... and a very irritating avitar I might add!

 

You got a dirty mind.....

 

It was the ONLY Xmas card I got !!

[mattx]

Argggghhh, you're now unclean! Unclean, I tell you!

 

Sok, there are showers here, I plan on taking one lunchtime....

[tmcd35]

Matt,

 

If you need any help using a real unix OS instead of the M$ fair you're used to, don't be afraid to ask! We're here for you man! Trust me installing Final Cut on a Mac isn't as painful as it first seems...

[mattx]

Matt,

 

If you need any help using a real unix OS instead of the M$ fair you're used to, don't be afraid to ask! We're here for you man! Trust me installing Final Cut on a Mac isn't as painful as it first seems...

 

I only chose the default settings for Final Cut and it says it's going to take 16 hours and 22 mins !!

Lordy, this is worse than installing a MS Service Pack !!

[webman]

So, that crapbook's playing up. Hang on... I thought apple stuff just worked? Hmmm...

 

Lol. Hope you wash your hands after touching that anyway

[tmcd35]

I only chose the default settings for Final Cut and it says it's going to take 16 hours and 22 mins !!

Lordy, this is worse than installing a MS Service Pack !!

 

I'm afraid Apple time keeping is the same as M$ time keeping. It may say 16hr 22mins but that *could* mean 16 days 22 hrs remaining OR it could mean 16min 22sec remaining. I love M$ guestimates on how long it will take to install/move/delete/copy anything!

[mac_shinobi]

Matt,

 

If you need any help using a real unix OS instead of the M$ fair you're used to, don't be afraid to ask! We're here for you man! Trust me installing Final Cut on a Mac isn't as painful as it first seems...

 

Don't mind him - he is just anti mac all the way :troll:along with webman and a few others on here

[mattx]

Don't mind him - he is just anti mac all the way :troll:along with webman and a few others on here

 

Oh, you mean like me.........

[mac_shinobi]

Oh, you mean like me.........

 

In a word .................... yes !!

[somabc]

I'm afraid Apple time keeping is the same as M$ time keeping. It may say 16hr 22mins but that *could* mean 16 days 22 hrs remaining OR it could mean 16min 22sec remaining. I love M$ guestimates on how long it will take to install/move/delete/copy anything!

 

Is that why spotlight tells me it will take 129374902 hours to index my drive?

[bossman]

@mattx:

 

Is that a copy of my fav cartoon character "Dilbert" in the background?

 

never noticed the "IntelMac" erh!! "Crapbook" ohhhh!! look how shiny it is, does it really work or is that a screen shot pasted on the front?

[mattx]

@mattx:

 

Is that a copy of my fav cartoon character "Dilbert" in the background?

 

never noticed the "IntelMac" erh!! "Crapbook" ohhhh!! look how shiny it is, does it really work or is that a screen shot pasted on the front?

 

 

Yeah, quite an old one - tried looking for it online but can't find it - its from 2005 by looking at the number.

 

The thing is still installing Final Cut Pro - been doing so for about 3 hours now - I've changed disks countless times......

Got it on the wireless network but Safari is sulking when trying to get through our proxy server.

Hmmmm - [ note - whilst installing Final Cut Pro I have ghosted 10 RM Ones........ ]

[mattx]

Just to confirm the crapness of this Apple Mac Book Pro, after hours and hours of it installing Final Cut Studio it's now hung WHAT A PILE OF CRAP !!

[jamesb]

Easy, just get a toothpick and put it in the spring release hole.

 

If it doesn't have take out the DVD drive and find the release point.

 

Of course, since it likely doesn't have either of those, turn it into a doorstop.