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This Indian Restaurant clearly doesn't know how to spell "Dalek". I never imagined they'd taste like mango or pistachio, either.

 

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I'd guess more of a metallic taste - but I've no intention of finding out ...

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probably with some hint of gearbox oil and overtone of bile

 

probably with a chewy texture unless cooked over a low blaster for several hours

 

What about the people who prefer the leg meat?

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Not a product but, while I was staying at Sarum College last week, there was a notice above the toilet that read:

 

Only toilet paper should disposed of in the toilet. All other waste material should be placed in the bags provided and put in the bin.

 

All other waste material?!

 

You mean I should...

 

...in a bag?! :eek2:

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Link:

[brian Cox Picture Tweet]

 

I do not see how this can be accurate. If you tried to fit an infinite amount of information into the restaurant it would collapse to form a black hole.

 

Brian Cox Restaraunt Black Hole Concern.jpg

 

:)

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Ahh that's my kind of scientifically accurate bad joke!

Ooh, scientifically accurate TERRIBLE joke!

 

Do you think they will accept the gravity of their situation/mistake?

 

:getmecoat:

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Steady on there, I'm still looking after this one!..

 

That has brought to mind a A-board outside a shop near where I used to live. I don't have a photo, but the sign was set out like this:

 

Gladrags

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Nearly-New

Babies

and

Childrens

Wear

 

Every time I walked past, I was always tempted to go inside and ask if they had one about 6-months old.

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Freezer capacities stated in (slightly?) worrying ways:

 

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:scared:

 

Is that just the average portion size measurements for a US restaurant??

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Hmm - that 100% thing does get over used

 

I needed some acetone a week or so ago - found some in the lab flammables cupboards - nail polish remove

 

100% acetone - with jojoba oil - so not 100% acetone them????

 

(for the curious - to 'solvent weld' 2 3d printed things together)

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didn't James Bond have one of them in his first Aston Martin??

 

 

I thought it was made for bad guys - but crying babies can be annoying as well - but I suspect blasting them out of the roof may contravene one of those damn EU H&S regulations they foisteried on us - like bendy bananas and purple passports

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didn't James Bond have one of them in his first Aston Martin??

 

 

I thought it was made for bad guys - but crying babies can be annoying as well - but I suspect blasting them out of the roof may contravene one of those damn EU H&S regulations they foisteried on us - like bendy bananas and purple passports

 

Don't mind the babies so much - but could have done with some kind of ejection seat years ago for a screaming uncooperative toddler!

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Don't mind the babies so much - but could have done with some kind of ejection seat years ago for a screaming uncooperative toddler!

 

Probably best I didn't have one when I was with my ex

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Found this phone on Amazon;

 

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and 'Calculater' - perhaps it rings back later with he answer.

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